Posted on 08/31/2021 11:08:10 AM PDT by deport
Yup.
she lost the hammer and axe in the flood....
“It was around 82 degrees at the time of the attack in Slidell on Monday. The low that morning was around 72, then it got warmer towards the early afternoon.”
Low: 77
3 AM: 80
Noon: 85
So the temperatures were very close to the thresholds.
Loss of appetite is 80 degrees (actual was 82 degrees).
Refusal to eat is at 72 degrees (actual was 73 degrees).
That’s close enough to call for an investigation in my book.
Yeah, color me skeptical.
Down in Louisiana, where the alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl, that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame
Polk salad Annie, gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Because her momma was a workin’ on the chain gang
A mean vicious woman
One of my favorite songs ...
A wretched, spiteful, straight-raaaazor totin’ woman, Lord have Mercy...
Back when music was actually good!
Ode to Ida
Down in the bayou
Where the gator grows large
Lived a French girl, Linda Lou
She was big as a barge
One night in Pontchartrain she swam
Without clothes or giving a damn
Linda Lou was a liberal
Democrat you see
She loved wildlife and nature but not you and me
The gators were hungry and saw Linda Lou
Ida made them that way global warming too
She didn’t see it coming
She was gone in a flash
The gator rolled and that was her ass.
The moral of this story is this
Gators in LA bayou get pissed
5.56mm
For your entertainment.
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Don’t come to Florida.
We have 16’ alligators.
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The movie I was referencing is “Crawl”, it somehow made 90 million dollars in the theaters, and was widely acclaimed, even though essentially it’s just a “everybody who tries to help our protagonist gets killed, but in the end she is a hero because she saves the one person she really cared about”.
I’ve seen that one as well.
I didn’t explain well. I was giving you another one to check out.
Doing something else, while also posting here, can sometimes lead to posts that don’t contain all the thoughts that were in my head.
Thanks. Sad story but at least they found some remains for burial.
The lady will have very sad memories for the rest of her life.
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