Ode to Ida
Down in the bayou
Where the gator grows large
Lived a French girl, Linda Lou
She was big as a barge
One night in Pontchartrain she swam
Without clothes or giving a damn
Linda Lou was a liberal
Democrat you see
She loved wildlife and nature but not you and me
The gators were hungry and saw Linda Lou
Ida made them that way global warming too
She didn’t see it coming
She was gone in a flash
The gator rolled and that was her ass.
The moral of this story is this
Gators in LA bayou get pissed
5.56mm
For your entertainment.
5.56mm