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Exclusive: We Have Acquired The Department Of Homeland Security's Complete List Of Terror Threats
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/14/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/14/2021 1:43:41 PM PDT by DFG

The Babylon Bee has obtained a leaked copy of the complete list of red flags the Department of Homeland Security looks for when assessing terror threats. Is your neighbor a terrorist? Are YOU a terrorist? Read the list below and find out!

And remember, if you see something, SAY something!

Does anyone you know fit any of these descriptions? They're probably a terrorist. Be sure to notify federal authorities immediately.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dhs; humor; learntopost; terror; terrorist; threat
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1 posted on 08/14/2021 1:43:41 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Unfortunately this Bee article is starting to resemble what is actually happening in this Republic.


2 posted on 08/14/2021 1:48:41 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee and JS now the most accurate news source in the UnitedStates.


3 posted on 08/14/2021 1:49:22 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: DFG
"Invites you to join a militia..."

So, FBI agents are "Potential Terror Threats" as well? Now there's one I agree with.
4 posted on 08/14/2021 1:50:18 PM PDT by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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To: DFG

From what I can tell, this is NOT satire. Seriously!


5 posted on 08/14/2021 1:50:43 PM PDT by Chgogal (#GulagNancy is going all Cuba on Trump Supporters.)
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To: DFG

What makes the Babylon Bee funny is it is only about one degree crazier than reality.


6 posted on 08/14/2021 1:51:11 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
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To: A strike

JS?


7 posted on 08/14/2021 3:09:38 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…. )
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To: DFG

That would be funny if it weren’t so true.


8 posted on 08/14/2021 3:10:09 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…. )
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To: LIConFem

Very nice catch!!!!


9 posted on 08/14/2021 3:10:48 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…. )
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To: metmom

John Semmens


10 posted on 08/14/2021 3:14:49 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: DFG

I’ll make it easier for the Bee by listing the ones NOT on the terror list:

BLM
Antifa


11 posted on 08/14/2021 3:28:03 PM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: DFG

Whew. I only scored an 11 1/2.
I’ll work on it.


12 posted on 08/14/2021 3:38:15 PM PDT by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: Just kidding.)
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To: DFG
#1 on the list should be…
“Posts on Free Republic”

13 posted on 08/14/2021 3:47:41 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Criminal democrats kill babies. Do you think anything else is a problem for them?”)
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To: LIConFem

Well we know for a fact, the FBI participated directly in the coup d’etat of President Trump, and partnered with the ATF in the mass barbecue of over 80 American women and children in Waco, and to this day continue their cover up of the Fast and Furious like gun sting gone horribly wrong in Las Vegas.


14 posted on 08/14/2021 4:52:37 PM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969 )
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To: DFG; AntiDemocrat; A strike; Flick Lives; metmom; moovova; ProtectOurFreedom
The Biden document means that every June I plan to post the following essay. I also have a letter I will sent to about 40 papers and commentators. This publication ranks as one of the most egregious steps he has taken.

Protecting Us from Domestic Terrorism

The Biden Administration published in June 2021 a document titled National Strategy for Countering Domestic Terrorism. My introduction was the below article I linked to, which could be seen as both excessive and a reasonable speculation.

I decided on the latter when in reading the White House document, I noticed that among the many examples of domestic terrorism used, the government did not list the violent activities that occurred in Seattle, New York, Portland, and Minneapolis, but made repeated references to the militia movement which had its hay day in the 90’s.

I think the businesses and people impacted by those urban riots would hold contrary opinions and point to the government’s own definition. Domestic terrorism is defined as “activities that involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; appear to be intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population, to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion, or to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.”

Regarding that observation, I found another quote from the document puzzling and disturbing. It says, “Violence and its incitement, however, are generally neither tolerated nor protected; indeed, violence is generally criminal, as are incitement to imminent violence and true threats of violence”. One could draw the conclusion that what happened in these cities did not constitute domestic terrorism or certainly the incidents would have been mentioned.

Who Is a “Terrorist” in Biden’s America? https://www.activistpost.com/2021/06/who-is-a-terrorist-in-bidens-america.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ActivistPost+%28Activist+Post%29

National Strategy for Countering Domestic Terrorism https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/National-Strategy-for-Countering-Domestic-Terrorism.pdf

This document seems an updated, expanded, and more elegant version of Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment, which was published by DHS during the Obama presidency. It had to be withdrawn following the universal outcry from veteran organizations that perceived it targeted former armed service members as prime candidates susceptible for recruitment as domestic terrorists.

When reading it, I was concerned that the potential terrorist could also be identified as “those that are mainly antigovernment, rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely”. The Tenth Amendment to the Constitution says, “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people”.

As a result, this net captured Governor Rick Perry of Texas who supported HCR-50, which said Texas claimed sovereignty to all powers not otherwise enumerated and granted to the federal government by the Constitution. By the above definition, he joined potential subversives in 32 other states, which passed or were considering similar resolutions.

Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment https://fas.org/irp/eprint/rightwing.pdf

At that point I decided the article was a reasonable speculation. I do not think it takes much imagination to see how federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies can be weaponized against political opponents in a manner like the steps taken by the IRS against the Tea Party movement.

Here is an example of 10 of at least 30 broad phrases I could have identified and modified that can be used by appointees to inspire law enforcement bureaucrats for the library of regulations they need to satisfy their leaders. To the left are quotes from the document followed by my own speculations of how the resource would consulted. Remember just because you are not paranoid, does not mean they are not out to get you.

lurking in ideologies rooted in a perception of the superiority of the white race, in accord with factors presented by the political agenda.

perceived government overreach, in accord with the political agenda.

investing in policies and programs that foster civic engagement, in accord with the political agenda.

domestic terrorism is the result of a complex, multi–layered set of societal dynamics, in accord with factors presented through the political agenda.

reducing both supply and demand of recruitment materials by limiting widespread availability online, in accord with the political agenda.

enhancing media literacy and critical thinking skills, as a mechanism for strengthening user resilience to disinformation and misinformation, in accord with the political agenda. bolstering efforts that address domestic terrorism across the Federal Government and renewing partnerships with state, local, tribal, and territorial governments as well as civil society, the private sector, and beyond, according to factors defined by the political agenda.

appropriate, broader indicators and warnings, in accord with factors presented by the political agenda.

Department of Homeland Security will introduce a new systematic approach for utilizing pertinent external, non–governmental analysis and information that will provide enhanced situational awareness of today’s domestic terrorism threat, in accord with factors defined by the political agenda.

developing strategies to provide enhanced training on domestic terrorism iconography, symbology, and phraseology, and information on how to recognize potential indicators of mobilization to domestic terrorism, in accord with the political agenda.

Continuing to enhance the domestic terrorism–related information offered to the private sector, especially the technology sector, will facilitate more robust efforts outside the government to counter terrorists’ abuse of Internet–based communications platforms, in accord with the political agenda.

15 posted on 08/14/2021 5:02:57 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Retain Mike

Bkmk for essay


16 posted on 08/14/2021 6:00:22 PM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: Retain Mike; All

Exactly correct.
The Communist Leftist Fascists have gone full hot, secure in their belief that they have fully co-opted the entire US military and Law Enforcement apparatus of the United States.


17 posted on 08/14/2021 9:28:19 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: Retain Mike

Is this from an article? Did you write this?

Was wondering if you have a link....very good.

Thanks for posting.


18 posted on 08/14/2021 9:31:46 PM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation.)
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To: Trillian

I remember a long time ago when the National Enquirer was just a overblown gossip rag and then they reported something that was actually true (maybe unbeknownst to them?) and all of a sudden they were full of credibility and a lewinski was forever in our vernacular.


19 posted on 08/14/2021 10:21:22 PM PDT by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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To: Jane Long

Thanks. Yes, I wrote the article. There are three links inside the article, which are my references.


20 posted on 08/15/2021 8:07:50 AM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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