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Bikers At Sturgis Rally Put Up 'Happy Birthday Obama' Sign So COVID Can't Spread
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/13/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/13/2021 2:02:59 PM PDT by DFG

STURGIS, SD—Bikers are tough and cool, but you can't say they aren't also purdy dang smart: motorcyclists at the annual rally in Sturgis, South Dakota put up a "Happy Birthday Obama" sign this week to make sure COVID can't spread.

4D chess, dudes!

"That oughtta do it," said Billy Butch, a biker from the Sacramento area, as he nailed a small wooden sign in the ground. "Puttin' this sign in should stop any kind of COVID spread, masks or no masks, vaccines or no vaccines."

"You're purdy smart, Billy!" said one of his ridin' buddies, Stabbin' Steve. "I was purdy dang worried about the ol' 'rona, but then Billy comes along here and saves the day. Bring it in, Billy!" The two hugged, but again, no COVID particles spread despite their close proximity, thanks to the sign.

It may seem odd, but scientists say putting up an Obama sign, say above your doorpost or in your living room, is a great way to fight COVID.

"It's really fascinating," said Dr. Abram Willy. "It seems as soon as COVID particles see that you're at an elite liberal event, they just stop spreading. We also recommend 'Black Lives Matter' banners or dressing your whole family up as Antifa members."

Sadly, COVID still spread at the rally, as they forgot to hold the event at a seaside mansion endangered by climate change.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; covid; obama; southdakota; sturgis

1 posted on 08/13/2021 2:02:59 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
Webcams in and around Sturgis
2 posted on 08/13/2021 2:05:10 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: DFG

The “Bee”. Absolutely brilliant!


3 posted on 08/13/2021 2:22:25 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: vetvetdoug

Babylon Bee is now actually the most accurate news in the U.S.


4 posted on 08/13/2021 2:26:02 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: vetvetdoug

Babylon Bee is now actually the most accurate news in the U.S.


5 posted on 08/13/2021 2:26:55 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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To: DFG

Hit, hit and yet another hit! Brilliant! No wonder the LEFT cannot tolerate them, authoritarians have no sense of the absurd, let alone humor!


6 posted on 08/13/2021 2:27:48 PM PDT by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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To: DFG

7 posted on 08/13/2021 2:31:56 PM PDT by Pollard
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To: martin_fierro

Babylon Bee and Bikers! :-)


8 posted on 08/13/2021 2:36:14 PM PDT by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: DFG

Perfect!


9 posted on 08/13/2021 2:38:55 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (While the foundations are being destroyed, what are the righteous doing?)
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To: DFG

Happy birthday, Obama sign is a lot like blood on the door post.

Angel of death flies right on by.


10 posted on 08/13/2021 2:41:21 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: A strike

Say it a third time ...you are correct!

:)


11 posted on 08/13/2021 2:42:34 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: DFG

These guys!!!!!!! ❤️😆🏍


12 posted on 08/13/2021 3:10:52 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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EXCLUSIVE: At least 63 people on Martha’s Vineyard have tested positive for Covid-19 since Barack Obama’s maskless 60th birthday bash - the most cases on the island since April

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9891873/63-people-Marthas-Vineyard-tested-positive-Covid-Obamas-60th-birthday-bash.html


13 posted on 08/13/2021 3:16:36 PM PDT by DFG
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To: A strike
Babylon Bee is now actually the most accurate news in the U.S

SNL should steal their stuff and fire their unhappy hate-filled writers.

14 posted on 08/13/2021 3:21:17 PM PDT by 1Old Pro (Let's make crime illegal again!)
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To: DFG
(title) : " Bikers At Sturgis Rally Put Up 'Happy Birthday Obama' Sign So COVID Can't Spread "

LMAOROTF !

15 posted on 08/13/2021 3:28:20 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: DFG

Bathhouse Barry is a superspreader? From what I’ve read, I’m really not surprised.


16 posted on 08/13/2021 4:23:35 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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