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Rest Of Country Holds Recall Election On State Of California
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/12/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/12/2021 10:19:44 AM PDT by DFG

U.S.—Back in 1850, the Union voted to make California the 31st state. But now Americans are taking an unusual step: holding a recall election to undo this and kick California out of the United States.

“It’s just not working out,” said Charles Mills, one of the millions of Americans who signed a petition to recall the state. “All they do is mess things up and then export how they messed things up to other states. Should have just left it a national park run by bears.”

In the recall election, Americans will vote yes or no on whether they want to recall the state of California. They will also vote on what they want to be a state instead of California if it’s recalled (so flags don’t have to be changed). Current choices include Puerto Rico, Guam, Saskatchewan, and an unoccupied patch of water in the Pacific.

“There are a lot of good choices,” said Sonya Myers, who plans to vote to recall California.

If the recall is successful, California will no longer be a part of America and will have all of its major sports teams confiscated. In addition, other states will be able to deport Californians who tried to move there, as they’ll now be foreigners and illegal immigrants. “Yee-haw!” said Texas Governor Greg “Tex” Abbott at this prospect.

As for California Governor Gavin Newsom, he seemed confused by why there was a recall election. “Everyone loves our state because everything is great here,” he said as the light above him flickered on and off, the land outside burned, and everyone who could find a U-Haul loaded up to leave the state.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abbott; babylonbee; california; newsom; texas

1 posted on 08/12/2021 10:19:44 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

😆 yep, ,ets recall th3 state, kick everyone there out, and start all,over agsin


2 posted on 08/12/2021 10:21:20 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: DFG

I wish.
Can we limit to just the coastal urban areas and Sacramento, though?


3 posted on 08/12/2021 10:22:56 AM PDT by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: DFG

While I am smiling over this, we need to include the entire LEFT Coast to isolate this part of the contagion (I fear the ILL-centric & MASS-contagion are less easy to detach).


4 posted on 08/12/2021 10:27:05 AM PDT by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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To: DFG

‘ARISONA’?


5 posted on 08/12/2021 10:28:18 AM PDT by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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To: Little Ray

I think that if you separated the coastal cities, Sacramento would quickly right itself. That makes drawing a border less complicated.


6 posted on 08/12/2021 10:32:16 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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To: rightwingcrazy

Dunno.
Every capital city seems to get contaminated with Leftist irrationality. Look at Austin, TX. Or Tallahassee.
In otherwise Red states, state capitals are usually islands of Blue.


7 posted on 08/12/2021 10:45:31 AM PDT by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: DFG

It’s really not satire.

California is not part of “America”.

1/3 of the population is foreign born...and the “Americans” here don’t have any real “American” outlook. They don’t even know anyone East of Truckee.

Mass immigration destroyed California. You can say it was “liberalism” and that’s a contributing factor, but it’s just the people here.

They ain’t ‘murricans.


8 posted on 08/12/2021 10:53:18 AM PDT by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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To: DFG

If only!

Ditto for New York, NJ, MA, MD, and IL. Get rid of those states, and the old America that we all knew and loved will be back.

Better yet, offer the super-libs and Leftists in each of those states $100,000 tax free each to leave, surrender their citizenship and never come back - because there are some scenic and strategic sites in all of those states, and we would be better off with them (the sites, not the America-hating libs and Leftists).


9 posted on 08/12/2021 12:45:52 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, “The Weapon Shops of Isher”)
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