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Supplements to Be Made "Prescription Only" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 August 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/11/2021 9:50:50 AM PDT by John Semmens

Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill) has inserted a clause that would shift dietary supplements from over-the-counter availability to "prescription only" into an upcoming appropriations bill. While Durbin has tried this before and failed, he cited the pandemic as "another opportunity to strike while the iron is hot. A lot of the resistance to the government prescribed vaccination protocol for dealing with COVID comes from people who think they are qualified to manage their own health. The easy availability of supplements encourages these deviants to reject the medicine that science says they need."

"By requiring that a doctor's prescription must be obtained before a person can get dietary supplements we can get more control over the situation," the Senator explained. "First, doctors can earn money for writing prescriptions. They can't earn money when laymen can buy supplements at their own volition. Second, since doctors are licensed by the government the threat to withdraw their licenses ensures that they will abide by government directives on what to prescribe. This threat has been very effective in diminishing the use of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin despite indications that these prescription drugs could have saved the lives of many COVID patients. Finally, people who need their supplements to treat other diseases like high blood pressure or atherosclerosis can be pressured into taking the jab if they want to get a prescription for those supplements."

"We will be replacing the anarchy of free choice with a superior system that allows a broader scope for government management of the people's health," Durbin boasted. "Resources that might've been wasted on the ignorant choices of untrained individuals will be concentrated in the hands of the scientific experts. Decisions on who is treated and who is not, what medications are given and which withheld will be efficiently centralized."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; socialism; tyranny
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1 posted on 08/11/2021 9:50:50 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Durbin needs an ENEMA.........

Because he is Full Of SHIT!!

Dick -Dick, Before, Dick dicks YOU!!


2 posted on 08/11/2021 9:52:37 AM PDT by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: John Semmens

Please tell me this has no chance of passing.


3 posted on 08/11/2021 9:53:24 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021)
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To: chicagolady

From BOTH ENDS.........................


4 posted on 08/11/2021 9:54:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: John Semmens

Durbin is a mean-spirited, arrogant, condescending socialist.


5 posted on 08/11/2021 9:54:40 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: chicagolady

Ease up people…. It’s semi-satire news source….

However lately, it’s getting hard to tell anymore…


6 posted on 08/11/2021 9:57:19 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: John Semmens

Only embarrassment prevents me from admitting how far I read before I caught on.


7 posted on 08/11/2021 9:58:18 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: nevergore

My comments still STAND and have NOTHING to do with the article!

DID YOU NOTICE, I live in Illinois. And I live in Springfield, Where he lives.

Talk about Not Reading. I see him at the Grocery store.


8 posted on 08/11/2021 10:01:07 AM PDT by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: nevergore

John Semmens semi-satire usually takes a real event and then adds satirical quotes. I tried to find the real event and it looks like Durbin tries this crap every session of Congress. Is he on big pharma’s payroll or did his mother beat him with a bottle of vitamins?


9 posted on 08/11/2021 10:06:21 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
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To: chicagolady

Keep praying that the Lord intervenes and saves us from these evil people. God is in charge and we know how it eventually goes down. In the meantime our nation has a lot of repenting to do!


10 posted on 08/11/2021 10:07:44 AM PDT by Maudeen (https://thereishopeinJesus.com/)
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To: nevergore

The “prescription only” clause is very likely to pass. It is just a few pages in a multi-thousand page appropriations bill that can be enacted via “reconciliation.”

Many countries in Europe already require prescriptions to obtain supplements. The claim is that government supervision of doctors will allow authorities to suppress “dangerous” and “untested” natural substances that cannot be patented.

We have seen a slide toward a similar mode of thinking in the US during the pandemic. Supplements like vitamins C, D, & E, quercetin and zinc have been bad-mouthed. People who don’t want the COVID vaccines are routinely characterized as “foolish” and “unpatriotic” persons who must be coerced into taking this medicine at the threat of losing their jobs and/or being denied access to public places. Some have even suggested internment camps, injection squads, and covert methods of getting the vaccines into the body,


11 posted on 08/11/2021 10:19:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

What part is semi satire? Because Durban is going to make sun exposure (Vit D) prescription?


12 posted on 08/11/2021 10:22:42 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: nevergore

But the context is real. They want to do this and if stuck in an appropriations bill it might just pass.


13 posted on 08/11/2021 10:22:45 AM PDT by vivenne
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To: nevergore

Lately satire seems often just 6-12 months ahead of the news cycle . . .


14 posted on 08/11/2021 10:23:07 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: FreedomPoster

It’s not really satire if that is what is being done. Even the quotes reflect their internal thinking, IMO.


15 posted on 08/11/2021 10:26:08 AM PDT by vivenne
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To: KarlInOhio

Definitely on big pharma payroll. A lot of them are.

Meanwhile, my doc, whose from Nigeria and went to med school there NOT funded by BigPharma, does indeed prescribe supplements for me.


16 posted on 08/11/2021 10:29:36 AM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: Maudeen

That’s TRUE!!

I accept the challenge. Start with me first Lord.


17 posted on 08/11/2021 10:44:36 AM PDT by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: John Semmens

Am I going to have to buy my anxiety relief pills off the back of a damned truck???

There’s no bread/
Let them eat cake/
There’s no end/
To what they’ll take


18 posted on 08/11/2021 10:59:19 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: chicagolady

Take it down a notch...
Your comments about Durbin still stand separate from the article, we agree...he’s a scumbag......
BTW, how am I supposed to know you live in Springfield? Your call sign is Chicagolady?


19 posted on 08/11/2021 11:03:06 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: nevergore

LOL! I guess you didn’t know Dick Durbin is Senator for ALL OF ILLINOIS! Springfield, Chicago, Decatur etc etc, no matter where you live in Illinois He’s your Senator.


20 posted on 08/11/2021 12:21:59 PM PDT by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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