Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team

Babylon Bee ^ | 08/02/2021 | Babylon Bee

[dsrtsage]

I am in detroit this week. I am going to celebrate by driving across rhe bridge to tim hortons for breakfast every day

[dsrtsage]

Hopefully crapistan beats them out of the bronze

[wildcard_redneck]

The virtue signaling skanks should have spent more time practicing than kneeling and insulting the people that helped them make to the Olympics. maybe they should practice against the a amateur middle school boy's team that kept kicking their teeth in.

I am a patriotic American and I find myself happy with this outcome. The Germans have a word for this feeling – schadenfreude.

[Sacajaweau]

It took me a minute....But finally....my brain buzzed in.

[SecondAmendment]

The U.S. woman's soccer team needs to watch "Space Jam: A new legacy".

After a lot of hesitation due to the current environment and LeBron James starring role, I gave in to my kids begging to watch it.

But I was pleasantly surprised by the movies emphasis on family, and hard work.

The movie began with a young LeBron getting chewed out by his coach for allowing distractions (in this case a Game Boy) to interfere with the mental preparation required before a game, and the young LeBron reaping the rewards of sacrifice and hard work to provide for his family.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

It was a bogus penalty call but that kind of crap happens when you let the score be 0 - 0.

If we would have had a lead it wouldn’t have mattered. Those women didn’t play to win.

[ClearCase_guy]

This article is nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log.

[bigbob]

I’d love for them to come fetch that pink-hair dyke from the last team and beat her too.

[SkyDancer]

I guess they’ll next send each one a “We’re Sorry We Beat You” card with a Starbucks gift card.

[God luvs America]

NBC advertised the Olympics on the backs of Simone Biles, Rapinoe and the black swimmer from Stanford.

They all bombed.

[Leaning Right]

> "Those dirty Canucks haven't seen the last of me, I'll have my reveeennnggee!" cried Megan Rapinoe angrily... <

The Canadian coach and his trusty assistant both say, “Bring it on you hoser, eh!”

[stevio]

I’m rooting for them too.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Thank You Canada, those insufferable snots had it coming.

[oldvirginian]

“..card with a Starbucks gift card.”

Its Canuckistan so a Tim Hortons card would be more appropriate. There are 653 Timmies locations in the US.

Why is Tim Hortons successful?
“Tim Horton’s is successful because it’s cheap, versatile & Canadian. – Starbucks and Second Cup may have good coffee, if you can figure out which latte grande frappe something or other you want, and have the 17$ to dish out for it.”

[Former Proud Canadian]

No you are not. Border is closed.

[Allegra]

😂😂😂🤣

[Waverunner]

or was it “Take Off” girly boys... or boyly girls..

[llevrok]

soorry, eh?

[xp38]

Apparently they’re playing Australia for the bronze.