1 posted on
07/30/2021 9:50:52 AM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
LOL. Joe Biden can’t even pronounce those terms and probably thinks that a parsec is a kind of parsley that black people put into their collard greens.
To: DFG
I've been waiting for this. It clearly was worth the wait.
3 posted on
07/30/2021 9:53:07 AM PDT by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: DFG
The last line kills me. Bringing balance back to the force!
To: DFG
‘Parsec’ is a distance unit, not a time unit...............
5 posted on
07/30/2021 9:55:53 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: DFG
6 posted on
07/30/2021 9:55:58 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: DFG
In this instance I think the real thing he said about driving a truck was funnier than this satire.
7 posted on
07/30/2021 9:57:00 AM PDT by
Codeflier
(Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
To: DFG
8 posted on
07/30/2021 9:57:28 AM PDT by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: DFG
ROFLMAO.
Meanwhile Hunter denied he had a thing for his sister Ashley, saying they didn’t realize they shared the same father.
/joking
10 posted on
07/30/2021 9:59:52 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: DFG
And then he told the President of Mon Cala to fire Admiral Ackbar - “I’m getting on a Neimoidian Shuttle in 6 hours and If Ackbar isn’t fired, you ain’t getting the $1 Billion,” and son-of-a-bitch, he got fired
11 posted on
07/30/2021 10:02:11 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: DFG
ooooh sh!t...
12 posted on
07/30/2021 10:10:04 AM PDT by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: DFG
A parsec is a measure of distance. This has been pointed out for years. And one of the movies explained how this was attained—evidently the distance from here to Kessel is not a straight line.
To: DFG
I want to hear about the time that Biden hauled 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to to Atlanta in 28 hours.
-PJ
15 posted on
07/30/2021 10:13:43 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
His infrastructure bill costs 7,386,000 Quataloos. A deal in any quadrant of this galaxy.
16 posted on
07/30/2021 10:14:10 AM PDT by
blackdog
(Joe Biden, Deep State Cuckold.)
To: DFG
Was that before or after he mentioned that he ran longhorns down in Zaragoza?
18 posted on
07/30/2021 10:19:11 AM PDT by
Noumenon
(The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
To: DFG
Is it true biden won 3 gold metals
in the 1939 0lympics?
21 posted on
07/30/2021 10:30:01 AM PDT by
Leep
(Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
To: DFG
The real question is how many democrat voters will actually believe this story?
23 posted on
07/30/2021 10:54:31 AM PDT by
joma89
(Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
To: DFG
Biden’s fabrications are starting to resemble the North Korean stories about Kim il-Sungs making multiple holes in one the first time he played golf.
24 posted on
07/30/2021 11:32:29 AM PDT by
The Great RJ
("Socialists are happy until they run out of people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
To: DFG
Was this before or after he found the sword Excalibur in the Ark of the Covenant? Or was that Elizabeth Warren?
25 posted on
07/30/2021 11:58:46 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
To: DFG
And he had to do a corkscrew landing so Hillary wouldn’t get shot by the Klingons.
28 posted on
07/30/2021 12:40:05 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
President Biden, may The Force be with you!
DANG!
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