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Biden Tells Of The Time He Drove A Corellian Freighter And Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/30/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/30/2021 9:50:52 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:50:52 AM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
LOL. Joe Biden can’t even pronounce those terms and probably thinks that a parsec is a kind of parsley that black people put into their collard greens.
To: DFG
I've been waiting for this. It clearly was worth the wait.
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:53:07 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: DFG
The last line kills me. Bringing balance back to the force!
To: DFG
‘Parsec’ is a distance unit, not a time unit...............
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:55:53 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: DFG
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:55:58 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: DFG
In this instance I think the real thing he said about driving a truck was funnier than this satire.
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:57:00 AM PDT
by
Codeflier
(Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
To: DFG
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:57:28 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: Red Badger
George Lucas is no scientist.
To: DFG
ROFLMAO.
Meanwhile Hunter denied he had a thing for his sister Ashley, saying they didn’t realize they shared the same father.
/joking
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posted on
07/30/2021 9:59:52 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DFG
And then he told the President of Mon Cala to fire Admiral Ackbar - “I’m getting on a Neimoidian Shuttle in 6 hours and If Ackbar isn’t fired, you ain’t getting the $1 Billion,” and son-of-a-bitch, he got fired
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:02:11 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: DFG
ooooh sh!t...
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:10:04 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: Chode
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:12:09 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: DFG
A parsec is a measure of distance. This has been pointed out for years. And one of the movies explained how this was attained—evidently the distance from here to Kessel is not a straight line.
To: DFG
I want to hear about the time that Biden hauled 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to to Atlanta in 28 hours.
-PJ
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:13:43 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
His infrastructure bill costs 7,386,000 Quataloos. A deal in any quadrant of this galaxy.
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:14:10 AM PDT
by
blackdog
(Joe Biden, Deep State Cuckold.)
To: blackdog
The real question is, did Biden Solo shoot first?
Peach
To: DFG
Was that before or after he mentioned that he ran longhorns down in Zaragoza?
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:19:11 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
To: Vermont Lt
A parsec is a measure of distance. This has been pointed out for years. And one of the movies explained how this was attained—evidently the distance from here to Kessel is not a straight line. Lordy, I was just laughing at what totally brilliant geeks the people over at the Babylon Bee are, and you go and (accidentally?) one up 'em. Bravo, Sir, bravo.
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:19:50 AM PDT
by
Turbo Pig
('to close with and destroy the enemy")
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/30/2021 10:23:05 AM PDT
by
xp38
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