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26 letters in the English alphabet and we will type unique English sentences into eternity.

Posted on 07/29/2021 6:36:13 PM PDT by SamAdams76

Only 26 letters in the English alphabet.

Consider this:

If you put one million monkeys in a large room with a million typewriters (and an infinite supply of paper) for one hundred trillion (100,000,000,000,000) years, they would never be able to randomly type out Shakespeare's "Hamlet."

Not even Jack London's "Call Of The Wild."

Now that's amazing. Just 26 letters and yet every day, humans are typing out unique sentences that have never been typed before and never will be repeated.

Below is one of those unique sentences that have never been typed before in the history of human civilizaton:

Morons entered the dining room and pulled a slab of swiss cheese out of the refrigerator in which they proceeded to eat with much bliss.

I rest my case.


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1 posted on 07/29/2021 6:36:13 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

BS. I put a sole monkey in a room with a typewriter and the first thing that came out was an AP release.


2 posted on 07/29/2021 6:38:31 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No audits. No peace.)
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You don’t need a million monkeys.

All you need to do is type whatever comes out of Biden’s mouth every day.


3 posted on 07/29/2021 6:39:15 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: SamAdams76

Hjks jdpioekm nfhei dkj djeikjmshj.


4 posted on 07/29/2021 6:39:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Well that is true. AP writers are several levels below morons.


5 posted on 07/29/2021 6:39:26 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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Ai rílí heit daigrafs.
6 posted on 07/29/2021 6:39:35 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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Years ago, I saw a Bruce Willis movie called 12 Monkeys.
I believe it was loosely based on this random theory.
Well, I guess I didn’t get the theory straight.
It seemed a jumbled mess to me. I left early.
Should have read the book instead.


7 posted on 07/29/2021 6:44:08 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Fester Chugabrew

The criminal cabal put an idiot in the White House who says things every day that have never been said before.
“I got my butt wiped.”


8 posted on 07/29/2021 6:44:33 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (RISE UP O MEN OF GOD. BE DONE WITH LESSER THINGS.)
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To: SamAdams76

I prefer 2 letters.

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01001001 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 00100000 00110010 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101110


9 posted on 07/29/2021 6:44:49 PM PDT by Kevmo (Right now there are 500 political prisoners in Washington, DC.)
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To: lee martell
What you just typed was never typed before in the history of human civilization.

And likely won't ever again.

Congratulations. You have established yourself as a very unique and special person for all of eternity.

10 posted on 07/29/2021 6:46:15 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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You can try, but it will take a very long time:

“Been a Long Long Time” - R. A. Lafferty

https://archive.org/details/Fantastic_v20n02_1970-12_LennyS-cape1736/page/n85/mode/2up?view=theater


11 posted on 07/29/2021 6:47:47 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: SamAdams76

syzygy

my personal favorite English word.


12 posted on 07/29/2021 6:48:17 PM PDT by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
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Covfefe is also one of my favorite words.


13 posted on 07/29/2021 6:50:17 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

To be or not to be… dang this g key is stuck!


14 posted on 07/29/2021 6:51:48 PM PDT by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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To: SamAdams76

To use a well worn term: “Amazing!!”


15 posted on 07/29/2021 6:52:41 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: SamAdams76
Two questions

1. Why do organisms reproduce? It doesn’t help the organism. It takes resources to reproduce

2. How did sexual reproduction evolve? It seems the receptive mate would have had to evolve at the very same place at the very same time

16 posted on 07/29/2021 6:53:48 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: SamAdams76

Can you put them together in a sentence?

That would be great.


17 posted on 07/29/2021 6:54:27 PM PDT by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
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To: SamAdams76

George Carlin - Things You Never Hear

Language Warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9vOknq0uys


18 posted on 07/29/2021 6:55:22 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: SamAdams76

I’ve given up on unique sentences and just type, “Fill in my standard rant.”


19 posted on 07/29/2021 6:58:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I found that yelling at my screen did not effect the change I sought.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

I can’t believe I wasted the time to open this thread.


20 posted on 07/29/2021 6:58:09 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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