Posted on 07/23/2021 2:09:36 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—The new unemployment numbers are out, and they're pretty discouraging: among ethnic mascots of baseball teams and corporate brands, unemployment has skyrocketed 800% in the past year.
"These are troubling signs for the BIPOC mascot community," said leading economist Dr. Matais Zendejas. "We had made so much progress, with mascots of all ethnicities being welcomed by the American public. But now it seems they are being fired at record rates, with the mascots and brand icons being replaced by genderless, white, inoffensive mascots, or else by nothing at all."
"It's really not a good time to be a mascot of color. The unemployment crisis is affecting mascots of color disproportionately. It's racism, plain and simple."
According to one source, the Land O'Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas. "Yeah, me and Apu here take turns working the corner," she said, munching on some fries a compassionate customer had given her. "It ain't much, but it pays the bills. Well, actually, it doesn't. But I don't have many bills, because I'm homeless now."
Having fallen on hard times, Chief Wahoo, formerly of the Cleveland Indians, managed to find work singing old Sinatra tunes for tips at a local casino.
“According to one source, the Land O’Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas.”
These guys should are great writers and should be doing sketch comedy with this stuff.
This is way better than anything SNL has done in decades.
Maybe One America News can hire them for an hour a week on Saturday nights?
I’d pay!
Where’s Liz Feather Head Warren when it counts?
Appropriating someone else’s culture?
I here she identifies as Pacific Islander now.
Claims her father was US military and her mom was from Yap.
From Yap sounds about right.
Bring back the Land O’ Lakes Indian maiden. Miss making boobs out of her knees...sniff...
Hilarious.
Land O’Lakes makes Butter, not Margarine.
Yeah but they got it wrong about the Land o’ Lakes girl. Strictly butter and real dairy products all the way.
Nothing fake or man-made, know what I’m saying?
Was Trump culturally appropriating by building casinos?
No Indian Tribes were appropriating from Mo Green.
...or was it Meyer Lansky
Funny
Who is the guy on the left, wearing the green jacket and standing behind the box of Uncle Ben’s?
I say we have mascots and team names for who we really are:
The Atlanta Cheaters
The Washington False Flaggers
The New York Tourist Killers
The Los Angeles Squatters
The San Francisco Street Shitters
The Seattle Kristallnachts
The Boston NIMBY’s
The Baltimore 0.30 GPAers
The Chicago Drive-Byers
The Arizona Last Hopes For the Republic
Or, we could embrace cancel culture and be who they want us to be:
The Washington Raaaacists
The Houston Global Warmers
The Chicago White Oppressors
The New York One Percenters
The Dallas White Supremacists
The San Francisco.... oh hell, SF is already everything they want it to be. Let’s just give them back Kaepernick (although I want his culturally-appropriated name back).
Apu from “The Simpsons”.
OK, Thanks.
That shows how much I know.
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