Posted on 07/23/2021 8:34:29 AM PDT by euram
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I know it’s satire, but it is also the truth.
LOL!!
Babylon Bee just gets better and better!
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.
The group was uncovered after FBI agents began tracing most of the terror plots in this country back to one giant organization. “This is bigger than any of us realize,” said the founder of the FBI, Bob FBI. “It’s all connected. Pretty much every terror plot of the last few decades was being encouraged in secret by this one giant, shadowy organization. But rest assured, we’re going to make sure these guys pay for what they’ve done to our country. No one hatches terror plots under our watch.”
“They were right under our noses this whole time,” said one FBI agent as he prepared to raid the FBI building, where hundreds of FBI agents were working on terror plots to be enacted all across the country and around the world. “We’re gonna take these guys down.”
The agent then rushed the building. “Freeze!” he shouted. “Oh, hey Steve!” he added, greeting the receptionist. “We still on for golf tomorrow?”
At publishing time, the FBI had hatched a plot to help FBI agents help other FBI agents hatch terror plots so they could catch them in the act.
What makes the Bee's humor the best is it's hard to tell how much of it is real and how much isn't.
WOW!!!
FBI agent, fearlessly, arresting FBI Building in DC!
https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-9105-1.jpg
Chuckle.
The biggest and most dangerous terrorist group in America today is the FBI.
It can’t happen here is happening here.
I’m not worried about this at all. The FBI will investigate the FBI for terrorist activities, and find that the FBI is completely innocent.
On the other hand, the FBI will discover that the Babylon Bee is a hotbed of subversives and deplorables.
Not satire. This should be posted in notthebee.
I was long told of a reversal of right and wrong. Didn’t believe it was possible but WHOA it has got us by the a$$ and won’t let go.
And here I thought the Babylon Bee was satire.
When they finish there, the next target SHOULD be the DNC HQ, followed by the NEA, AFT, CIA, ABC, ATF ... ! Notice how many 3 letter organizations? Anybody got one of them enhanced radiation weapons? You know, the ones that do the cockroaches but leave the buildings!
Hard to tell satire from the truth anymore.
The Babylon Bee...the new paper of record.
Headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.
That just may be the truth with the shady lot there now swamp draws all critters.
When we remember 9/11 remember what 9/11 has led to indeed remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack
Above is a link to a Wikipedia article about FBI envolment in a terror attack in Dallas in 2015. The FBI was up to their ass in this attack. They were on the scene during the attack. Thus it is certain they knew it would happen. When the attack started the FBI agent did not assist the officers under fire. He fled the scene in his car and was stopped by Garland police as he tried to flee.
It is a long article but well worth the read and surprisingly Wikipedia was totally unbiased in its reporting. I am surprised it has not been deleted.
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