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Dangerous Anti-Science Extremists Hold Super-Spreader Event In D.C.
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/19/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/19/2021 4:04:24 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The World Health Organization has issued a travel warning for anyone traveling to D.C. this week since according to several reports, a plane full of COVID infected anti-science extremists from Texas have flown to the nation's capital and are conducting deadly super-spreader events there.

"According to eyewitnesses, these Grandma-killing monsters didn't even wear masks on the plane," said WHO Director Bill Who. "It's absolutely frightening to think that there are still kooky science deniers like this still running around out there spreading COVID from their disgusting maskless mouths."

According to the Secret Service, several of these extremists attempted to literally murder Vice President Kamala Harris with COVID by meeting up with her and shaking hands while not wearing masks.

"This is sociopathic," said local elderly D.C. resident Joe Biden. "It makes ya wonder what kind of misinformation these genocidal maniacs have been reading on the Facebook."

Authorities say the extremists are still at large and should be considered extremely dangerous.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dc; democrats; humor; kamala; texas; who

1 posted on 07/19/2021 4:04:24 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

They drink crappy beer too. These can’t be good people.


2 posted on 07/19/2021 4:09:03 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

Texas Flee Demons


3 posted on 07/19/2021 4:11:44 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Billthedrill

flea baggers


4 posted on 07/19/2021 4:13:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: DFG

Almost sounds like the RAT flees did it intentionally. Insurrection?


5 posted on 07/19/2021 4:28:53 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DFG

It’s funny and Iknow in jest

But the difference is even though they test positive, they will have mild or no symptoms and a smaller chance to spread it. And noone in this scenario including Kamala/Biden is going to require hospitalization or die, because they were all vaxxed


6 posted on 07/19/2021 4:57:27 PM PDT by Nomad577
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To: DFG

Hehehehehehe....


7 posted on 07/19/2021 5:00:02 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods ( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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To: DFG

If they had been republicans, this would not be satire.


8 posted on 07/19/2021 5:05:10 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: DFG

9 posted on 07/19/2021 5:22:56 PM PDT by PROCON (Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
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To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Texas runaways armed with lethal virus running around in DC.

DANG!


10 posted on 07/20/2021 12:50:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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