Posted on 07/19/2021 4:04:24 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The World Health Organization has issued a travel warning for anyone traveling to D.C. this week since according to several reports, a plane full of COVID infected anti-science extremists from Texas have flown to the nation's capital and are conducting deadly super-spreader events there.
"According to eyewitnesses, these Grandma-killing monsters didn't even wear masks on the plane," said WHO Director Bill Who. "It's absolutely frightening to think that there are still kooky science deniers like this still running around out there spreading COVID from their disgusting maskless mouths."
According to the Secret Service, several of these extremists attempted to literally murder Vice President Kamala Harris with COVID by meeting up with her and shaking hands while not wearing masks.
"This is sociopathic," said local elderly D.C. resident Joe Biden. "It makes ya wonder what kind of misinformation these genocidal maniacs have been reading on the Facebook."
Authorities say the extremists are still at large and should be considered extremely dangerous.
They drink crappy beer too. These can’t be good people.
Texas Flee Demons
flea baggers
Almost sounds like the RAT flees did it intentionally. Insurrection?
It’s funny and Iknow in jest
But the difference is even though they test positive, they will have mild or no symptoms and a smaller chance to spread it. And noone in this scenario including Kamala/Biden is going to require hospitalization or die, because they were all vaxxed
Hehehehehehe....
If they had been republicans, this would not be satire.
Texas runaways armed with lethal virus running around in DC.
DANG!
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