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Posted on 07/15/2021 12:29:30 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has taken a tough stance against Cuban refugees. While Biden usually welcomes anyone — especially illegal immigrants — to America, the Cubans are different, because when they come here they might commit malicious acts, such as voting Republican. Thus Biden is trying to dissuade Cubans from coming here by telling them that if they’re fleeing to America to seek freedom, America is actually getting rid of that.
“I’m sorry, but we’re junking that right-wing, QAnon liberty malarkey,” Biden said in a statement aimed at Cuba. “If you want that, look elsewhere. We found that freedom got in the way of responding to COVID — which we’re pretty certain is never, ever going away — and all of our economic plans, so it’s on its way out, Jack.”
Biden also pointed out that it is dumb to flee the Marxism in Cuba because we're trying to get more Marxism here. “All the young people on my staff, they can’t get enough of the Marxism,” Biden said. “So if you don’t like that, it’s just a terrible idea to come over here. Maybe instead try... I dunno... is Guam a country?”
Biden did extend an invite to any refugees, though, who are fleeing their countries because they don’t provide enough education about Critical Race Theory.
Hard to tell satire from real news.
That’s not satire, Bee.
Own work.
The United States is forced by Biden to take in everybody crossing the southern border but Cubans are not welcome? Sounds like a democrat! Why are Cubans not welcome? Who the hell voted for this clown?
Trying as hard as he can.
Republicans — a bunch of racist authoritarians who want to help Cubans, Haitians, and Hong Kongers throw off the yoke of tyranny.
It’s getting to the point where, when I get ready to click on the title, I tell myself: “This may or may not be from the Babylon Bee.”
Cubans warn Biden not to interfere because “if we have to have communism, we would prefer Cuban communists”
Hard to tell satire from real news.
ya this sounds just like what the Dems are up to
2000 all by his Che self
I love the Bee.
Cubans hate the democrats with a passion. Between getting rid of Batista, installing Castro, and the bay of pigs fiasco.
Now that’s funny!
Cubans coming here to commit malicious acts - such as voting Republican.... 🤓 Funny Bee... Thanks for the laughs...
Bkmk
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