Combined PING! and DANG!
Posted on 07/02/2021 2:12:19 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—Scientists have discovered mounting evidence that critical race theory escaped from a lab in a college humanities department some decades ago. Originally thought to be a deranged conspiracy theory, the idea that CRT escaped from a liberal arts program is now accepted as mainstream consensus.
"While many believed the deadly CRT virus arose naturally out of centuries of systemic oppression, it now appears to have been manmade," said Dr. Xander Willow of Hillsdale College. "It looks like some good-for-nothing liberal arts majors were messing around with some old law textbooks and experimenting with applying critical race theory to all of life. As we can see, their gain-of-racism research had terrible results."
While researchers could not trace the virus all the way back to patient zero, scientific evidence indicates the first carrier of CRT was "almost certainly a white woman with purple hair who screamed a lot." "Yeah, her name was probably Chloe or Claire. Or maybe Karen. It's hard to tell based on the evidence we have, but genetics indicates this virus definitely evolved from a woman afflicted by white guilt."
"Her actions in developing and releasing this virus on the population may prove to be deadlier than any other virus yet."
To fight CRT, experts are recommending loving your neighbor no matter what their skin color is, seeing a person instead of a race, and reading your Bible. Also, hydroxychloroquine.
Not to disparage Babylon Bee’s satire, but CRT was concocted (NOT escaped) by the “Frankfurt School” of “Western” Marxism:
https://www.heritage.org/sites/default/files/2020-12/BG3567.pdf
Both CRT and covid were (I believe) designed by communist organizations to destroy America and other democratic/capitalist countries!!!!
ABD in Spanish.
Combined PING! and DANG!
Wow! This is humor that plays perfectly on the truth!
ABD in what field? Engr. Mgmt. Business, etc.
ABD in Spanish Literature & Linguistics, better than a PhD in English for a job at Starbucks. ;O)
Indeed they are.
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I don’t think it leaked; just like the CCP virus, it was a planned bioweapon. On CRT infects the mind, which is even more dangerous than infecting the body.
Escaped from either:
the Ivy league
bill ayers / his she devil yenta wife, bernardine dorhn , and all the “former” members of the weather underground.
the San FrancisKo area
L.A.
I think you know what is best for you. I know zip about Starbucks. I prefer my own coffee.
CRT once meant cathode ray tube like for old tvs. Once it made the jump to critical race theory in the lab things got out of hand.
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