Posted on 06/21/2021 2:49:57 PM PDT by Starman417
Biden recently met with the president of Russia in Geneva, and America had a very good day. The entire world waited with bated breath to watch the main event of the summer; Vlad from Russia vs. Sleepy Joe from Wilmington. They looked like the odd couple. Barrel chested and shirtless, Vlad rides horses through the wilderness and Joe eats two scoops of ice cream without getting a brain freeze. Surprisingly, Joe got all up in Vlad’s grill. Joe angrily wagged his bony finger in Putin’s face and told him please don’t cyber-attack 16 critical targets in America – or else. It was an ugly threat, but tough times call for tough measures. Joe was just the man to get tough with his nemesis. Unfortunately, Joe instantly regretted giving Vlad such a serious tongue lashing. Joe apologized, walked back his threats and implied that there are thousands of other targets to hack in America that will really screw up our country.
Putin smiled and asked Joe to list the sweet 16 critical infrastructures that were definitely, positively, off limits. Unfortunately, Joe couldn’t remember. He did have his cheat cards, but all they said was TRUMP BAD. EVERYTHINGS TRUMP’S FAULT. BLAME TRUMP. Joe told Vlad that he would have to circle back to him with a list. Putin responded, “Okay, name ten.” Joe must have squirmed in his chair. Putin said, “Five. Can you at least tell me five?” Crickets. Biden was exasperated and mentally exhausted. He remembered that there were 16 teams in the NCAA Tournament and 88 keys on a piano. Joe really couldn’t remember any targets, and Jill couldn’t give him the answers. She was so smart and so pretty. Joe just went to his happy place and dreamed of laying on the beach in Wilmington and enjoying the warmth of the sun on his old, freckled, wrinkled, skin.
Vlad profusely thanked Biden for approving the new oil pipeline. Who could have imagined that Russia will soon be able to transfer gas to our ally Germany and Europe. I thought that Europeans were our friends and Russia was our enemy. I distinctly recall Biden signing an Executive Order to keep all of our troops in Germany. I am so confused. Riddle me this Batman. Why are we spending U.S. taxpayer dollars to protect and defend Germany from Russia while Germany is getting cheap gas from their arch enemy, Russia? Meanwhile, in the good old U.S.A. Biden killed the Keystone XL pipeline.
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America had a very good day>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pure fiction.
America was taken to the cleaners by Putin, losing a natural gas market, and losing influence in NATO, amd making no cyber secuity definitions. Meanwhile US corporations have paid millions to Russian Cyber Gangs while Putin looked the other way?
America was taken to the cleaners. Joe has a fresh new rectal orifice thanks to Putin.
Sorry, should of put /S in the title for sarcasm.
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The body language “experts” missed Putin’s obviously dismissive slouch when sitting next to the cross legged Biden.
Boy do I miss the leaning forward, man spreading, room owning Trump.
I knew it wa satire. But I couldn’t resist the bait.
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