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MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple Racist Gestures
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/01/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/02/2021 1:42:59 PM PDT by DFG

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific racism during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power" The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler" "This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-racist training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of white supremacy."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; catcher; gestures; mlb; racistgestures; signals
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To: dfwgator

It’s raciss to talk about ‘home’ plate with all the homeless minorities out there.

And what was that catcher up to when he told the pitcher to “try to hit the black” with the next pitch? Why is the white line a symbol of good?

When is the Biden DOJ going to take action? Is the fake noose garage door pulldown rope go team unavailable?


21 posted on 05/02/2021 3:04:27 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: dfwgator

What? Just an abbreviation for the Kolored Kulture Klan.


22 posted on 05/02/2021 3:05:03 PM PDT by kanawa ((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
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To: DFG

Now they can go after him for not taking a knee while behind the plate.


23 posted on 05/02/2021 3:09:36 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: DFG

At least three seconds before I figured it out.


24 posted on 05/02/2021 3:09:41 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: DFG

Dang, I keep forgetting to check sources first before delving into stories.


25 posted on 05/02/2021 3:11:26 PM PDT by SkyDancer (To Most People The Sky's The Limit ~ To A Pilot, It is Home)
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To: DigitalVideoDude

got me too


26 posted on 05/02/2021 3:12:46 PM PDT by digger48
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To: DFG
"...The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future..."

Thank God for the Babylon Bee.

27 posted on 05/02/2021 3:12:47 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: Pining_4_TX

has Snopes and WaPo rated this false yes?


28 posted on 05/02/2021 3:14:27 PM PDT by digger48
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To: DigitalVideoDude

And me. I was about half way through the article before I checked to see if it was the Bee.


29 posted on 05/02/2021 3:33:59 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: DFG

Love the BEE!!!


30 posted on 05/02/2021 4:16:45 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
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To: DFG

I have not watched a single game of my beloved Royals for this new season. I hear that they are in first place in the AL Central, but I don’t care. I will not support MLB until the Commissioner comes to his senses. I don’t expect that he will. He apparently talked to everyone concerned before he moved the All Star Game. Everyone except the fans, they clearly don’t count.

I’m sure that our response is beginning to register with this dolt. It’s too late, dumb ass.


31 posted on 05/02/2021 4:28:07 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: DFG

With Manfred as commissioner any left-wing lunacy and just stupid ideas in general is possible. Make that, probable.


32 posted on 05/02/2021 4:57:41 PM PDT by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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To: DFG

Got me only because it is within the realm of possibility.


33 posted on 05/02/2021 5:34:51 PM PDT by Salvavida
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To: DigitalVideoDude

GOT ME, TOOO!

baaaastads. funny


34 posted on 05/02/2021 6:38:03 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMOREz)
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To: DigitalVideoDude

LOL - got me too!


35 posted on 05/02/2021 8:00:15 PM PDT by Enterprise
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