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Bill to Bar Criminal Background Checks [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 May 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/02/2021 1:06:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. David Trone (D-Md) and Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) have introduced legislation that would bar employers from inquiring into the criminal history of job applicants. Specifically prohibited is asking a job applicant if he has a criminal record before offering the person a job.

Waters explained that "criminals have just as much right to a job as anyone else. Yet, if potential employers are allowed to poke around for evidence of crimes that may have been committed by applicants they are apt not to hire them. This is part of the systemic racism we are trying to eliminate in this country."

Trone hastened to point out that "our bill would not prohibit a company from taking action against an employee who steals from the company, rapes a co-worker, or murders a customer. All we are asking is that any prior thefts, rapes, or murders not be allowed as grounds for not offering a person a job. The best way to nip this tendency in the bud is to prevent the issue from being raised prior to the hiring decision."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crime; democrats; jobs; satire

1 posted on 05/02/2021 1:06:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Guns, yup. Jobs/voting? Meh.


2 posted on 05/02/2021 1:07:35 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: John Semmens

Sooo,dems are admitting they don’t have a problem with pedos working with kids?????


3 posted on 05/02/2021 1:13:56 PM PDT by Hambone 1934 (When will the dems turn the US into Venezuela????)
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To: rktman

We had a case like this at our store..We had no idea he had just come out of prison and was not nice at all....He killed his neighbor then killed himself...He lasted 6 months on the outside....


4 posted on 05/02/2021 1:15:22 PM PDT by Hambone 1934 (When will the dems turn the US into Venezuela????)
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To: John Semmens

Not satire.. not satire in the least bit. It is called the workforce Justice act. It gives grant money to States and local jurisdictions, to not permit businesses to do criminal background checks on criminals.

I’m just thinking of all the wonderful opportunities for criminals, like in our public schools, or in daycares, or Banks..... Where rapists, child molesters, murderers, thieves, Bank robbers, terrorists, and other ne’er do wells can now be employed.


5 posted on 05/02/2021 1:19:16 PM PDT by GeorgianaCavendish (The Devil is alive and well, God have mercy on us.)
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The government can't have it both ways and could no longer ask if THEIR employees or contractors have ever been banned from government contracts for malfeasance or outright crimes.

Yeah, I didn't think so. The government lawyers would have to deal with:
-bus drivers who've lost their licenses for DUIs
-counselors who've sexually assaulted others
-cops who've been fired from other jurisdictions for police "brutality"

Let these government officials hire criminals to be their personal bodyguards, drivers, and staff.

6 posted on 05/02/2021 1:26:53 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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Hey John, is Satire of Satire not Satire?

Kind if like a double negative?

7 posted on 05/02/2021 1:43:58 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

not in maxies world....She wants this bill passed


8 posted on 05/02/2021 1:53:14 PM PDT by Hambone 1934 (When will the dems turn the US into Venezuela????)
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To: John Semmens

To do a background check, the employer would need ID. Wait, are they allowed to demand ID?


9 posted on 05/02/2021 1:53:32 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: John Semmens

We always had a few workers with ankle bracelets on. Usually drug/alcohol related offenses. Some made it, some did not.


10 posted on 05/02/2021 2:11:36 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: John Semmens
Maxi said,
"criminals have just as much right to a job as anyone else. Yet, if potential employers are allowed to poke around for evidence of crimes that may have been committed by applicants they are apt not to hire them. This is part of the systemic racism we are trying to eliminate in this country."
So all criminals are black? Or is Maxi admitting that blacks disproportionately commit crimes?
11 posted on 05/02/2021 3:58:51 PM PDT by nicollo (I said no!)
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To: Hambone 1934

12 posted on 05/02/2021 7:14:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

LOL...LOL...LOL.....


13 posted on 05/02/2021 7:25:54 PM PDT by Hambone 1934 (When will the dems turn the US into Venezuela????)
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