Posted on 04/30/2021 4:08:06 PM PDT by Ektelon
If you are vaccinated, YOU are immune.
No, you’re not. You have to take the 2 shots, or the 1 J&J shot. This year. But then, next year you have to get a booster, or two. And you still have to wear a mask. And you still have to social distance. Unless outside. Unless outside in a large group, at which you have to wear a mask.
Sorry, this is an experimental drug, that we truly have NO idea what does, or the side effects therein.
You can also just say, of the 3 available you prefer J&J. Followed by, you got the shot you prefer. (No shot)
Loudly respond with a question on their last STD test.
Someone asks me if I've been vaccinated, I ask, "Have you been vaccinated... against anal warts?"
Stops 'em dead in their tracks every time!
Regards,
I had a Covid-19 test a few weeks ago. It came back negative. It also showed that I am quite likely to get covid-24, -25, and -26 etc.
Yes, the lockdowns will continue indefinitely in ‘red’ States and your Northern neighvour. A bureaucrats wet dream on how to control the sheeple.
Oops. That should be ‘blue’ States. 😳
In Kanadahar, the Lieberals are ‘red’ and the CON-servatives are ‘blue’.
“Have you always been chronically obese?”
My answer: Would you like to speak to my lawyer?
Pull out your cell phone camera, ask them to repeat the statement in light of the HIPPA medical privacy act. No matter what they say it’ll make a good youtube video.
My blood bank checks for antibodies, and reports the results to me.
Red Cross
Sorry...wondering if your blood bank is Red Cross?
You know this is a great point
Whenever asked just remind them that HIPAA regulations prevent them from asking for private medical information.
I use this one. None of your business or I say “I have taken care of that”. You owe no one an explanation and they are rude for asking.
You could mess with them and ask if they had their ebola vaccine yet.
LOL!
And let’s not forget:
“Have you made an appointment for your Sphigmoidoscopy yet? Since they are only done with a local anesthetic you can watch it as it happens on your own TV screen! Maybe even put it on Facebook!”
‘Best way to tell is by starting to cough or sneeze.’
according to the covid literati on this forum, you don’t have to cough or sneeze to infect others, so that would be a needless waste of physical activity...just looking in their direction while breathing through your nostrils should do the trick...
‘I don’t understand why anyone who is vaccinated would care about anyone’s status.’
becaus the medical community, as they have done from day one of this crisis, has done a shit job of messaging...
"Do I know you?"
"May I see your health inspector credentials ... and your warrant?"
"Are those your real breasts?"
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