VIDEO: Chinese Soldier Hilariously Ruins Xi's Synchronized Parade

YouTube ^ | April 15, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

Everything was perfectly synchronized during Chinese President Xi's carefully choreographed parade a couple of years ago. And then one soldier who was wildly but hilariously out of synch ruined it all. He turned his head at least a full three seconds before he was supposed to. Hopefully, that soldier suffered no consequences but if he did, I hope this video turns his out of synch error into a popular meme that will serve to get him out of trouble, especially if that trouble meant a long stay at a re-education camp.

Hey, Xi! It was funny! And he made your parade interesting. So cut the poor guy a break.

[PJ-Comix]

This could be the meme that saves that soldier. Hopefully, he didn't suffer much in the way of consequences but if he did, this comedy notoriety could save him.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[I-ambush]

No, that’s his brother.

[srmanuel]

His ability to pass his genes on to a new generation might have come to an end over that move...

[Seruzawa]

Ah. Pretty parade ground soldiers. How sweet.

[Mathews]

Poor bastard. You can see the look of utter fear on his face.

[Fred Hayek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbFLGi4KhHo

[PJ-Comix]

What was Xi saying at the beginning? It sounded like “Whomangaha.” What does that mean in English?

[PGR88]

Sounds like “tongzhimen Hao”

Hello Comrades!

[Little Ray]

Ain’t comedy.
They were probably passing by the reviewing stand.
The command was “Eyes RIGHT!”
That’s a salute to the people on the viewing stand.
He may have been deliberately not saluting Xi.
In which case his career and possibly his life are at an end.

[kaehurowing]

同志们好—tongzhimen hao—Greetings or Hello comrades.

Variation of 你好—Ni hao— Hello you (singular)—literally “you good?”

[Bonemaker]

“It sounded like “Whomangaha.” What does that mean in English?”

Execute him after the parade.

[Mr. Blond]

If they can tell him apart, that is.

[Spirit of Liberty]

That’s how people get Darwin Awards in North Korea.

[PJ-Comix]

He may have been deliberately not saluting Xi.

That's not what the "Oh Crap!" expression on his face said.

[kaehurowing]

I would note that “tongzhi” (comrade) is not much used in China any more. In fact, it’s often used as a slang term to refer to a male homosexual. “Ohh comrade . . . .”

[PIF]

serve to get him out of trouble, especially if that trouble meant a long stay at a re-education camp.

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Wasn’t in the camp longer than it took to live harvest his organs ...

[Flick Lives]

“Dead man walking” or marching as the case may be.

[Noumenon]

He wants a Whopper with extra large fries. And a Coke.

[bigdaddy45]

None of these “guys” look like trannies. Whats up with the un-woke Chinese military?