Posted on 04/07/2021 7:00:13 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
The CEO of YouTube has stated former President Trump will be allowed back on their platform, with Facebook likely to follow.
A spokesman, close to the decision makers, issued this anonymous statement:
“While the decision to ban Trump was the correct one, we do have a responsibility to our shareholders and investors to provide a return on their investments. In looking at the numbers, if Trump follows through with his promise to start his own social media platform, our business models will collapse as millions of users will abandon our ultra-liberal viewpoints for the neanderthal viewpoints of the radical right, led by Trump”.
“If that happens, our CEO's may have to sell one or two, or possibly three of their houses,including their little used vacation homes, as well as having their incomes slashed from uber-millions/billions to mere millions and billions, putting them on a more level playing field with the common man. This cannot be allowed to happen”.
“We will give him his voice back provided he follows our rules to openly support President Biden and the democratic agenda of putting illegal immigrants first. We follow the government rule, that is, what we give you, we can take away so he better toe the line, again”.
More information coming as this story develops...
“our business models will collapse as millions of users will abandon our ultra-liberal viewpoints for the neanderthal viewpoints of the radical right, led by Trump”
Babylon Bee?
From the source:
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Funny stuff
A wannabe Bee. Not bad, but not The Bee.
Even The Onion ain’t the Bee. :)
PLEASE Mr. Trump, don’t start or back any social media platforms that would jeopardize our monopoly.
It tried to Bee, but never could Bee.
If this ever did happen, Trump should tell them to GFY.
Satire isn’t easy. But we all have to start somewhere.
Really?
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