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Big tech, fearing business model collapse, reluctantly agree to allow Trump back on their sites
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/7/21 | LiberalLunacy Staff

Posted on 04/07/2021 7:00:13 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

The CEO of YouTube has stated former President Trump will be allowed back on their platform, with Facebook likely to follow.

A spokesman, close to the decision makers, issued this anonymous statement:

“While the decision to ban Trump was the correct one, we do have a responsibility to our shareholders and investors to provide a return on their investments. In looking at the numbers, if Trump follows through with his promise to start his own social media platform, our business models will collapse as millions of users will abandon our ultra-liberal viewpoints for the neanderthal viewpoints of the radical right, led by Trump”.

“If that happens, our CEO's may have to sell one or two, or possibly three of their houses,including their little used vacation homes, as well as having their incomes slashed from uber-millions/billions to mere millions and billions, putting them on a more level playing field with the common man. This cannot be allowed to happen”.

“We will give him his voice back provided he follows our rules to openly support President Biden and the democratic agenda of putting illegal immigrants first. We follow the government rule, that is, what we give you, we can take away so he better toe the line, again”.

More information coming as this story develops...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fakenews; humor; satire

1 posted on 04/07/2021 7:00:13 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“our business models will collapse as millions of users will abandon our ultra-liberal viewpoints for the neanderthal viewpoints of the radical right, led by Trump”

Babylon Bee?


2 posted on 04/07/2021 7:01:36 AM PDT by JewishRighter
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From the source:

“DISCLAIMER: The stories on this page are not real, and exist only in the demented mind of the author”

Funny stuff


3 posted on 04/07/2021 7:02:44 AM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

A wannabe Bee. Not bad, but not The Bee.


4 posted on 04/07/2021 7:03:58 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Even The Onion ain’t the Bee. :)


5 posted on 04/07/2021 7:19:37 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

PLEASE Mr. Trump, don’t start or back any social media platforms that would jeopardize our monopoly.


6 posted on 04/07/2021 7:19:44 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: cuban leaf

It tried to Bee, but never could Bee.


7 posted on 04/07/2021 7:22:54 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

If this ever did happen, Trump should tell them to GFY.


8 posted on 04/07/2021 8:04:54 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Der Impfstoff macht frei.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Satire isn’t easy. But we all have to start somewhere.


9 posted on 04/07/2021 9:14:14 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Really?


10 posted on 04/07/2021 11:07:40 AM PDT by tbw2
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