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FBI Destroys Ballots [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 March 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/08/2021 10:11:35 AM PST by John Semmens

In the midst of a forensic investigation of some questioned ballots in Georgia, the FBI seized the ballots. Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of Overstock.com, characterized this action as "obstruction of justice. Rather than let an examination of the evidence find out whether these ballots were legitimate or not, the heavy hand of federal police not only intervened, they destroyed the evidence by having it immediately and irretrievably shredded."

FBI Director Christopher Wray rebuffed the obstruction charge, insisting that "when the FBI does it it's not obstruction. Our agency is not solely dedicated to the pursuit of justice. We also handle matters of national security. It was our determination that any insinuation that any ballots might be illegitimate posed a clear and present danger to the government. By January 9th Joe Biden had already been declared president-elect. Any so-called evidence that could cast doubt on the legitimacy of the election would undermine his administration. Consequently, preventing this possibility was our solemn duty."

Wray bolstered his position by pointing out "how grateful President Biden was for our quick and decisive action on this matter. He said he was especially pleased that we handled the issue expeditiously on our own standing authority—that it was good to know that he could count on us to do the right thing without him having to explicitly order it done."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; elections; fraud; realityworse; satire

1 posted on 03/08/2021 10:11:35 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Who would rule on them and who would act on that ruling? 😯😨


2 posted on 03/08/2021 10:14:19 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: John Semmens

First there was News that is fake,

Now there is satire that isn’t satire.


3 posted on 03/08/2021 10:16:21 AM PST by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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To: John Semmens

bttt


4 posted on 03/08/2021 10:52:09 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: John Semmens
He said he was especially pleased that we handled the issue expeditiously on our own standing authority—that it was good to know that he could count on us to do the right thing without him having to explicitly order it done.

Boy! Does that not sound familiar from a previous administration?

5 posted on 03/08/2021 12:09:25 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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