Neanderthals in Texas & Mississippi [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 March 2021 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

This week the governors of Texas and Mississippi relaxed restrictions that have been harming commerce in their states. Statewide mask mandates were cancelled and capacity restraints on businesses were removed. President Biden called these governors "Neanderthals for daring to break the nation's unified front against this disease."

Dr Rochelle Walensky, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) echoed Biden's anger. "Right now we are at a critical nexus in the pandemic," she warned. "Granted, this is the 83rd critical nexus we have faced since the pandemic started. Each time we urged that we all hold the line against a premature return of freedom. Governor after governor has bravely suppressed the people of their states one more time for the common good. Why are these two governors ignorantly rejecting the science?"

Gov. Greg Abbott (R-Tex) rejected the President's characterization of him, saying "the whole repeated hysteria that has attended the so-called science on COVID has worn thin. Meanwhile, the damage done by the lockdowns has had consequences at least as severe as the disease itself. At the same time he was criticizing me, the Administration has been releasing COVID-positive illegal border-crossers into our communities."

Press Secretary Jen Psaki argued that "it seems to me that the release of COVID-positive visitors into Texas communities is all the more reason for folks to wear masks and businesses to either stay shut or dramatically reduce their capacity. Anyone who can't see that can't object to being called a Neanderthal."

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[mountainlion]

War criminals, baby killers, deplorables, terrorists, different generation different name for non-democrats.

[pepsionice]

This ‘dumping’ on Neanderthals...seems racist. Or am I too woke?

[Mark17]

We are a basket of deplorable, racist, Neanderthals. 😁 Screw them.

[Hootowl]

Yes the Biden administration is rife with Neanderthalists!

[Does so]

Washington Post:

"Democracy dies with Democrats"

Hard to argue with that!

ALL well done...

[wardaddy]

As a seventh generation native Mississippian and proud of it....my knuckles drag

And that’s not all

[Liz]

Press Secretary Jen Psaki: "to me, the Neanderthal appellation is entirely warranted.
Pres Biden's generosity in inviting thousands of Third World invasive species infected w/ COVID into unspecified Texas communities
where they will suck off the backs of struggling taxpayers is all the more reason for masks, and for losing businesses
to stay shut and reorganize capacity. Objecting to being called a Neanderthal is un-American."

[Daveinyork]

Some years ago, when I lived in the city of York, PA, home of our governor, we were called by a city official “slimy bottom feeders,” because we were protesting outrageous city policies and tax increases.

Being a child of the 1960’s I understood theatrics, and I made up a bunch of badges, and at the next city council meeting about twenty of us showed up wearing badges identifying us as slimy bottom feeders.

Hillary would call me deplorable, and Biden would call me a Neanderthal.

So, I guess I am a deplorable, Neanderthal, slimy bottom feeder. I’d make up a badge and wear it, but I’m locked down due to chinavirus.