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Ebay Pulls 'Mein Kampf' Upon Discovery Hitler Doodled Chinese Man With Chopsticks In Margins [satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | March 5, 2021

Posted on 03/05/2021 1:34:37 PM PST by grundle

U.S.—eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.

“We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like this,” said a spokesman for eBay. “All of us deeply regret that customers enjoying a nice socialist manifesto were unwillingly exposed to such harmful bigotry. We express our deepest apologies and hope our oversight about Hitler has not contributed to racial violence against the Chinese.”

Other major distributors quickly followed suit, with Amazon additionally stopping all sales of chopsticks to people with Asian-sounding names. After seeing what corporations were doing, the Biden administration bravely denounced Hitler’s drawing and said it will be issuing executive orders imposing restrictions on Chinese restaurants so no one will ever be exposed to the harmful sight of an actual Chinese person eating with chopsticks.

Journalists questioned if there might also be problematic text in Mein Kampf, but Biden explained that “unlike a cartoon, putting people in camps and committing genocide is simply a different cultural norm! We’ve got to understand that President Xi needs to bring unity by doing lots of the same things that Hitler did, and we can’t be out there acting like he might order people’s torture while eating with chopsticks. That’s racism, systemic, kung pao! Open Biden!"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; neanderthalbiden

1 posted on 03/05/2021 1:34:37 PM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Bless the BEE


2 posted on 03/05/2021 1:44:19 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: grundle

IIRC, you can’t sell any Hitler memorablia on Ebay.


3 posted on 03/05/2021 1:44:58 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: grundle

ROTFL!


4 posted on 03/05/2021 1:50:47 PM PST by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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To: Sacajaweau

“IIRC, you can’t sell any Hitler memorablia on Ebay.”

Seriously? That’s what you came up with to say. I think a Fact Checking job at Snopes is for you! LOL


5 posted on 03/05/2021 1:55:47 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

Yes, that makes sense...

because no one has seen a Chinese person eat with chopsticks since....lunch.


6 posted on 03/05/2021 2:11:10 PM PST by bitt (America is the Home of the Brave, not the regime of the silenced.)
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To: grundle

Couple of years ago I bought a copy of “Mien Kampf’’. Had to buy it on line. Books stores won’t carry it.

Mien Kampf is the biggest, most incoherent, convoluted turgid pile of bs I ever tried to read.

After a few chapters I gave up.


7 posted on 03/05/2021 2:43:00 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: jmacusa

At start of WWII, Churchill was the only world leader to read it and know what an insano they all were dealing with.


8 posted on 03/05/2021 2:45:55 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (This space for rant.)
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To: grundle

You can’t sell any more of Hitler’s Mien Kampf or Certain Dr. Suess books on ebay 🤔


9 posted on 03/05/2021 2:49:36 PM PST by Pez149 (Time to stop saying a theory is fact....)
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To: grundle

“Zwei Bande in Eminem Band? Oh, never mind.


10 posted on 03/05/2021 4:02:22 PM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
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To: rfp1234
“Zwei Bande in Eminem Band? Oh, never mind.

"Zwei bände in einem band," two volumes in one.

11 posted on 03/05/2021 4:29:01 PM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: grundle

My copy has a scribble of a Jew with a big nose.


12 posted on 03/05/2021 4:33:38 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: jmacusa

You lasted longer than me I think. I recall I didn’t make it very far into it. Believe it or not I got my copy from the local public library back in my university days. There was a preface in my edition giving various warnings including its incomprehensibility.


13 posted on 03/05/2021 4:43:25 PM PST by xp38
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To: grundle

Good one!


14 posted on 03/05/2021 7:24:31 PM PST by GOPJ ("Critical Race Theory (CRT) is a hateful, divisive, manipulative fraud" - CACAGNY)
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To: xp38
Well at least you were warned. I went into it cold.

Trying to read that unintelligible mess literally gave me a headache.

15 posted on 03/05/2021 7:53:16 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: grundle

Must be great fun to write for the Bee these days. Though satirizing ratland is going to get harder and harder as reality melds with farce.


16 posted on 03/05/2021 9:24:37 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: bitt

Thanks for the ping.


17 posted on 03/06/2021 11:40:58 AM PST by GOPJ ("Critical Race Theory (CRT) is a hateful, divisive, manipulative fraud" - CACAGNY)
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To: grundle; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ..

Well, I guess Hitler really WAS a bad person!

DANG!


18 posted on 03/08/2021 8:46:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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To: grundle

“We’ve got to burn the books, Montag ( Holds up “Mein Kampf” )....ALLLLLLLLL the books!” - film version of “Fahrenheit 451”


19 posted on 04/05/2021 3:10:08 PM PDT by PhineasSpear (PhineasSpear)
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