Posted on 03/02/2021 11:19:34 AM PST by Red Badger
Mitt Romney knocked unconscious, suffers black eye, more than a dozen stitches after fall
Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye. “I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.
The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.
“I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” he joked. Romney was not invited to the marquee event after receiving backlash over his vote to impeach President Donald Trump.
Asked how many stitches he received, Romney claimed he was not sure. “A lot. I don’t know how many. I asked the doctor how many stitches and she said, ‘I don’t know,’ but it’s all through my eyebrow and my lip.”
He tripped over his fag panties.
I hope someone hollered “this is maga country” as they wupped Willard’s tail.
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Agreed. Though once when I was a much younger man, I was walking down a street and noticed a blond, buxom pony-tailed young woman walking the opposite way on the other side of the street. Transfixed, I walked... right into a tree.
Gave myself a black eye. A number of people asked if I had been in a fight. Nope.
While driving, my old man called that “watching the wrong curve”.
It looks like his right eye has taken a vacation from the “white and delightsome” appearance.
Does this mean he’s having a Lamanite infestation?
M McConnel got the same treatment too just before the Electoral College votes were to be done, He had is hands bandaged and looked like a black eye
Someone in the deep state is working over the Rino’s and those that won’t/don’t toe the line.
M McConnel got the same treatment too just before the Electoral College votes were to be done, He had is hands bandaged and looked like a black eye
Someone in the deep state is working over the Rino’s and those that won’t/don’t toe the line.
I refuse to laugh at this story.
He’s having a Linoleum infestation.........................
Keep telling yourself that....................
“He wasn’t at CPAC...”
“How do you know?”
“Because he looks to damn good!”
That Fat Lip Might Give Obama Some Street Cred (Lib’s hardcore metrosexual fantasy)
NPR ^ | Saturday, November 27, 2010 | Scott Simon
Posted on 11/27/2010 10:23:34 AM PST by kristinn
Just three weeks after getting a shellacking in the midterm elections, President Obama got a fat lip.
The president played basketball yesterday with some friends in the gym of the Fort McNair Army Base, and reportedly took an elbow in the mouth from an opposing player who went up for a shot.
It took 12 stitches to close The First Fat Lip, if you please. I’m not sure that Joe Frazier needed 12 stitches after the Thrilla in Manila, though the White House stressed that a smaller filament was used, which increases the number of stitches, but leaves a smaller scar.
I wonder if having a larger scar wouldn’t actually fortify President Obama’s profile, as he contends with Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Vladimir Putin. Imagine a president with a gnarly, vivid scar telling the rulers of China, “Nice country ya’ got here. I’d hate to see something happen to it if you didn’t stop foolin’ around with the value of your currency. Know what I mean?”
As recent presidential injuries go, President Obama’s is almost valiant. His immediate predecessor, President George W. Bush, famously choked on a pretzel. President Bill Clinton tore a tendon stumbling on the steps of Greg Norman’s house after a round of golf.
But an elbow in the chops is a battle ribbon in basketball. Mediocre players don’t have to worry about their dental work. An elbow is given to aggressive players who swing their own sharp limbs to grab a ball or push off a defender, although the White House stressed that the president was elbowed inadvertently.
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You could have said you were in a fight with an elder.
This flight tonight by Nazareth sorta fits.
“I should not have got on this flight tonight”.
The last guy this happened to was Harry Reid.
My guess from other people who fall flat on their face, is that Romney has atrial fibrulation and when his heart valve flutters he blacks out momentarily and falls forward on his face. If so, needs heart valve replacement
Was Trump in Boston over the weekend?
The Establishment would want it on the news if he had been beaten.
would it REALLY have been tooo much to ask WTF Happened???
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