THE WEEK IN PICTURES: WOKE COKE EDITION

Powerline ^ | 27 Feb 2021 | Steven Hayward

[Rummyfan]

Coca-Cola’s new motto was unveiled last week: “Have a Coke and some bile!” Or maybe “It’s the zeal thing!” “Things go better with woke?” 1989’s official slogan can also be modified to fit the times: “The official soft drink of summer (riot season).” And when can we get some Woke Zero?? And what’s all this about Mr. Potato Head going genderless? Mr. Coffee is going to be very upset. Meanwhile, if governors were corporate bonds, Cuomo would be downgraded to junk status, and Newsom would be put on the watch list. But then the Fed would buy them out—that’s what the Fed is for right now!

[Rummyfan]

More at the source!

And finally:

And finally:

[adorno]

The ‘woke’ crowd will soon be going after nature.

It is nature that created males and females, and that’s unfair.

Ban nature!

[SkyDancer]

And Robert Downey Jr.

[real saxophonist]

The Young Ones Sarcastic sketch S02 E05 (punch line included!!)

[real saxophonist]

The one today:

One I made a while back:

[Nifster]

You mean ban God

[Fiddlstix]

Bookmark

[ThunderSleeps]

I’ll bet you (seriously) you could get grant money to “study how to redefine gender roles among primates.” Or something similar. Take the money, buy a notebook and pen, head to the local pub, then spend the next few weeks buying rounds, getting near blind drunk with your friends, and come up with a few screwball theories and observations. The only hard part would be trying to decipher you drunken scrawl for the paper you’ll write - which will of course conclude that while there was some measurable success, more funding for more “research” is needed. If I was retired and had some time on my hands I might seriously submit a proposal. The lefty loons in charge just might go for it.

[GOPJ]

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Great one...

[Albion Wilde]

[adorno]

You mean ban God

Lefties have already made God irrelevant.

So, to them, nature is more relevant. "Science", you know. Science is what they want to make more relevant, and nature is what they want to quote as science. Lefties need to go after nature and science, because, it's all been unfair throughout history.

[adorno]

...head to the local pub

Not a drinker, so, I couldn't do the study, and I would not be very convincing as a drinker if I tried.

But, since liberals are very easy prey, especially when it comes to their favorite issues, I could go to a liberal university and do the same kind of study you suggested.