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Think it couldn’t get any worse? China rolls out ‘more accurate’ ANAL SWABS for Covid-19 testing (VIDEO)
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| Fightin Kentuckian
Posted on 01/30/2021 12:57:48 PM PST by fightin kentuckian
HAHAHA! Right now, somewhere in China, some chineese guy is saying to his buddies, "And then I told those stupid American journalists that we're now using, highly accurate, ANAL SWABs....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And his buddies are doubling over everything they see that headline in the American press.
It's exactly like the scene in the Holy Grail. King Arthur "We seek the Holy Grail". French Kneggit, "Oh yes, we already have one. Its's vrry niis." Turns to his buddies and says, "I told them we already have one, snickers......"
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: anal; bohica; china; postedseveraltimes; swab; virus
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To: fightin kentuckian
“I’ll take one of those tests every four hours!” — Pete Buttigieg
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:03:18 PM PST
by
Alberta's Child
("There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rodeo man.")
To: fightin kentuckian
My employer has me do the screen of employees every once in a while.. there are a few lovely ladies working there that I’d be the first to volunteer to administer the test...
To: fightin kentuckian
We need them also. More than they have.
We have an Anal Swab Gap.
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:05:09 PM PST
by
The Antiyuppie
(When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
To: fightin kentuckian
I read another article, which had translated the test instructions from Chinese - it said the swab needed to be inserted “a minimum of two inches”
They didn’t say if the tester had to buy you dinner and drinks first.
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:06:29 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: fightin kentuckian
Think it couldn’t get any worse? China rolls out ‘more accurate’ ANAL SWABS for Covid-19 testing (VIDEO)It's not the Wuhan flu.... it's the WU HOO flu !!!
To: fightin kentuckian
Mayor Pete jumps the line...
To: fightin kentuckian
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:41:56 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
To: Alberta's Child
This one goes in your mouth, and this one goes in your butt. No...wait...this one goes in your mouth.
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:43:03 PM PST
by
kaboom
To: fightin kentuckian; joshua c; PGalt
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posted on
01/30/2021 2:51:37 PM PST
by
4Liberty
(Honest GOP can’t use legal options cause Dems use illegal ones (threats). The Robert Creamer Party! )
To: 4Liberty; All
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:04:19 PM PST
by
PGalt
(confirmed: past peak civilization)
To: PGalt
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:09:30 PM PST
by
4Liberty
(Honest GOP can’t use legal options cause Dems use illegal ones (threats). The Robert Creamer Party! )
To: Hieronymus
Tell him what he’s won, Johnny!
Our respect, and that’s worth a lot.
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:11:10 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: fightin kentuckian
Make the medical racket pay for their big bucks.
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:29:04 PM PST
by
familyop
To: fightin kentuckian
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:35:49 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: fightin kentuckian
and they put them on a poo poo platter for future screening... 😁
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:39:47 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: fightin kentuckian
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:40:19 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: fightin kentuckian
I know some Army docs who would rather do it the digital way.
Screw the swap, oops, bad choice of words...
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:45:45 PM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
To: fightin kentuckian
"You bend ovah, no move. We finish velly fast, you be gone chop-chop."
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posted on
01/30/2021 3:48:23 PM PST
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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