Posted on 12/16/2020 9:23:17 AM PST by John Semmens
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had ordered the Canadian Armed Forces to train members of the People's Liberation Army in Canada. Trudeau explained that "we have a three thousand mile undefended border with the United States. While Trump was president there was nothing to stop him from ordering his army to conquer Canada. Our own armed forces are too small to fend off an invasion. However, I thought that if the People's Liberation Army were to have a substantial force located here an invasion from the US could be deterred."
The Prime Minister pointed to the lack of a US invasion of his country "as proof of the success of my decision." He also boasted that "a Canadian company supplied most of the voting machines used in the US presidential election in November. I don't think I need to tell you how instrumental these machines were in helping rid America of the tyranny Trump was imposing there. It was a bit reminiscent of 'The Mouse that Roared.' This should earn us some significant brownie points with our Chinese overlords."
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Not long before they start training in the US. And no it’s not satire.
This guy is nuts or this is really Babylon Bee. Nothing Canada worth invading for. As Rodney Dangerfield said - Suppose the created a country and nobody showed up, well they would call it Canada
There are some of people freaking out about a supposed Division of Chinese troops on the border ready to invade. Some clown saw the current deployment of US Navy carriers and assault ships off the US coast and decided to invent a danger of an invasion of the US. Though I’m not sure what a carriers on the coast would do even if there was an invasion. I think that someone would have noticed an entire PLA Division. You can’t exactly sneak a Division into Canada in Comex boxes and hide it. Once it’s there you have to house and feed it. Where would they rent the port-a-potties? Somehow I can’t imagine a bunch of Chinese trying to live in Saskatchewan in tents in the winter. Never mind the tons of food and water needed every day.
A friend of mine is really freaked out about this and won’t listen to reason. Really weird.
If they are planning on attacking New York, they are welcome.
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