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Michigan AG Threatens Those Who Question Election [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Nov 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/28/2020 8:48:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is threatening to criminally prosecute anyone who questions the legitimacy of the recent election. The AG is particularly irked that "rather than bring their accusations of fraud to me so I can dismiss them, too many people are filing their own lawsuits. Election fraud is a crime. I am the state's top prosecutor. I am the one who decides whether there is sufficient evidence to warrant going forward with a case. If I were to allow these 'end runs' bypassing my authority to go unpunished they will become rampant."

State Sen. Julie Matuzak (D) agreed with the AG's assessment and pressed fellow Sen. Patrick Colbeck (R) on the topic. "Why have you not taken your allegations to the Attorney General?" she demanded. "Do you want to go to jail? I suggest that you stop messing around and either follow the procedures laid down by the Attorney General or drop your baseless accusations of fraud."

Colbeck insisted that "I have submitted the evidence attested to by numerous witnesses to lawyers who are evaluating how to best make the case. If they deem there is enough evidence to go forward Attorney General Nessel will have her opportunity to examine this evidence."

In related news, Rep. Bill Pascrell (D-NJ) has called for Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani to be disbarred from practicing law. "The harm he is doing to the people's faith in their government by taking claims of vote fraud to court must not be brushed aside," Pascrell said. "Nominally, everyone is free to go to court, but when the remedy sought threats the power of the government to install its preferred candidate it is too dangerous to be allowed. If every lawyer who dares to take a case challenging the election were to be disbarred I think we'd see a lot fewer objections to what the government is doing."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: election; fraud; intimidation; satire

1 posted on 11/28/2020 8:48:13 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Millions question the results of this election and millions of more will in the future as more data emerges from the fog of censorship -

https://spectator.us/reasons-why-the-2020-presidential-election-is-deeply-puzzling/


2 posted on 11/28/2020 8:51:44 AM PST by volunbeer (Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
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To: John Semmens

This election has brought out the inner megalomaniac in many on the left. They feel free now to express it.


3 posted on 11/28/2020 8:54:50 AM PST by Dennis M.
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To: John Semmens

IMO this is prophetic more than satirical.


4 posted on 11/28/2020 8:55:11 AM PST by V_TWIN (Where's Hunter???)
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To: Dennis M.

One thing the POTUS has definatly done.....he’s exposed these people for who they really are and in many cases he has caused them to expose themselves.


5 posted on 11/28/2020 8:57:04 AM PST by V_TWIN (Where's Hunter???)
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To: John Semmens

I want to see her prosecute someone for bringing such a suit, so that this insufferable power-hungry bitch can be personally sued in federal court for deprivation of rights under color of law.


6 posted on 11/28/2020 9:05:52 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. )
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To: John Semmens

This guy’s bleating reminds me of the classic movie we just watched the other night on TV.

“PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ !”


7 posted on 11/28/2020 9:08:10 AM PST by Senormechanico
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To: John Semmens

Gee... maybe it’s time to start “threatening” back.

F*cking democrat Nazi goons.


8 posted on 11/28/2020 9:14:34 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: John Semmens

Hire a lawyer, pack your bag, no sharp objects.


9 posted on 11/28/2020 9:14:58 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: John Semmens

Do not question my erection!


10 posted on 11/28/2020 9:16:07 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: John Semmens

Sieg Heil mein Führer!


11 posted on 11/28/2020 9:25:51 AM PST by antidemoncrat (Biden's )
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To: John Semmens
VOTE FRAUD? WE DON'T SEE NO STINKIN' VOTE FRAUD!

If we don't get this TRAVESTY reversed, you're gonna LOVE what comes next!


12 posted on 11/28/2020 10:28:32 AM PST by Dick Bachert (THE DEEP STATE HATES US! IT DETESTS TRUMP!!)
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To: John Semmens
VOTE FRAUD? WE DON'T SEE NO STINKIN' VOTE FRAUD!

If we don't get this TRAVESTY reversed, you're gonna LOVE what comes next!


13 posted on 11/28/2020 11:01:38 AM PST by Dick Bachert (THE DEEP STATE HATES US! IT DETESTS TRUMP!!)
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