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Romney Dismisses Election Fraud [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Nov 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/23/2020 8:28:44 AM PST by John Semmens

Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) dismissed President Trump's accusation that fraud altered the outcome of the election "because he said before the election that if he were to lose, it would be because of voter fraud. That right there is enough to persuade me that Biden won fair and square."

Asked if he would be as skeptical of a woman who predicted her boyfriend would beat her and she later showed up with cuts and bruises claiming that he did, the Senator replied "that's a totally different situation. She probably had ample reason to predict the outcome. He may have exhibited anger issues that would have warranted her prediction."

"Were you aware that prior to election day Vice-President Biden bragged that 'we have put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics?' or that last September, Dominion executive Eric Coomer guaranteed that 'Trump's not gonna win. I made f*cking sure of that!'?"

"No, I never heard either of those statements," Romney said. "But even if I had it wouldn't have changed my mind. Biden clearly is not of sound mind. We shouldn't put too much credence in anything he says. And Coomer is someone I never heard of. He can't possibly be in a high enough position to carry out his promise."

"What about all the reported irregularities—votes cast in the name of persons long dead, precincts with more votes than eligible voters, boxes of votes delivered after GOP poll watchers were sent home, unsigned mail-in ballots, and computer glitches—shouldn't these raise legitimate concerns?"

"Look, these so-called irregularities have been a feature of our elections for a long time," Romney argued. "I think it's time we recognized that they are more aptly described as 'regularities.' It wouldn't surprise me to find out that I was cheated out of victory in 2012, but in my way of thinking making a big deal over cheating does more damage to voters' confidence in the system than quietly accepting a raw deal. That's the difference between a patriot like me and a narcissist like Trump."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=420544.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; dominion; elections; fraud; romney; satire; trump

1 posted on 11/23/2020 8:28:44 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sorry but, and I say this to Senator Romney and not you, who gives a damn what you think?


2 posted on 11/23/2020 8:41:12 AM PST by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher )
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To: ReleaseTheHounds

PDJT has a gift for Mittens that he has been saving I feel quite certain.Timing is everything.


3 posted on 11/23/2020 9:02:38 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: John Semmens

Every time I hear Romney speak, I am more convinced that when he lost his presidential bid, he cracked and went totally mental. I believe the same thing happened with Al Gore. Before they lost their elections, they were rational enough to be taken seriously by a lot of people (though Gore was always an idiot and a fake). A traumatic loss in life can do that to a person if they are tottering on the edge of sanity.


4 posted on 11/23/2020 9:02:58 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: cnsmom

LOL, Mitt learns he really won in 2012.


5 posted on 11/23/2020 9:03:26 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: John Semmens

that should be, Senator Mitt Romney (Traitor-Utah)


6 posted on 11/23/2020 4:38:26 PM PST by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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