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Oreo builds asteroid-proof bunker above permafrost line, fills it with cookies and powdered milk
Fox News ^
| Oct, 25th 2020
| Michael Hollen
Posted on 10/25/2020 9:41:09 AM PDT by Shark24
The threat of asteroids striking the Earth and causing a global catastrophe has inspired some groups to build bunkers to not only protect survivors, but also to ensure the safety of certain plants and animals. Now, the makers of Oreo have ensured that the popular snack will live past any possible asteroid strikes.
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TOPICS: Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: asteroid; oreos; whatnomilk
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There is hope!
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:41:09 AM PDT
by
Shark24
To: Shark24
Were they the rainbow ones?
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:42:57 AM PDT
by
alternatives?
(If our borders are not secure, why fund an army?)
To: Shark24
Preppers everywhere delight.....
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:43:11 AM PDT
by
srmanuel
(It)
To: Shark24
Is this a joke? If not, its a waste of good cookies.
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:46:35 AM PDT
by
JoJo354
(Trump in 2020)
To: alternatives?
No, just chocolate and vanilla. I think.....
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:46:43 AM PDT
by
Shark24
To: JoJo354
Pre-2012 Twinkies would have been a good idea. I hear they have no expiration date.
To: Shark24
Any milk? Can’t survive on Oreos only. Need milk!
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:49:59 AM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: Shark24
Save the Oreos!
The Killer Whales will need to have something to eat.
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:52:11 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Larry Lucido
Pre-2012 Twinkies would have been a good idea. I hear they have no expiration date.
What about the Twinkie?
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:53:06 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: John Milner
Yes, the milk is powdered. Need water though....
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:56:24 AM PDT
by
Shark24
To: Shark24
Yes, after the global cataclysm, the first thing I will be looking for is Oreo cookies.
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:57:10 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(When seconds count, social workers are days away.)
To: Shark24
Ive built an asteroid-proof bunker and filled it with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Lets see which bunker the zombies choose after that asteroid hits.
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:57:12 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Shark24
There is NO hope when you read a headline thinking it’s the Babylon Bee and you find out it’s Fox News...
To: Shark24
anything to pimp a few million clicks!
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posted on
10/25/2020 9:58:02 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan)
To: Shark24
asteroid-proof bunker I hate to be the bearer of bad news but.....
To: bigbob
But if just “one” of those million clicks saved a human life to give a child an Oreo, would it not be worth it?
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posted on
10/25/2020 10:10:52 AM PDT
by
Shark24
To: Shark24
I have never liked Oreos of any flavor. With or without milk. Dry and tasteless. Even as a kid I passed and didn’t eat any when offered.
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posted on
10/25/2020 10:12:06 AM PDT
by
Pilated
(.)
To: blueunicorn6
“Lets see which bunker the zombies choose after that asteroid hits”
Mine has dried liver and beets - you just THINK you’re safe.
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posted on
10/25/2020 10:14:22 AM PDT
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
I hope it's mostly the double-stuffed version, although the regular Oreos are just fine too, or as we like to call them around here, Diet Oreos. /stoleit
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posted on
10/25/2020 10:23:34 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Shark24
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posted on
10/25/2020 10:23:59 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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