Oreo builds asteroid-proof bunker above permafrost line, fills it with cookies and powdered milk

Fox News ^ | Oct, 25th 2020 | Michael Hollen

[Shark24]

The threat of asteroids striking the Earth and causing a global catastrophe has inspired some groups to build bunkers to not only protect survivors, but also to ensure the safety of certain plants and animals. Now, the makers of Oreo have ensured that the popular snack will live past any possible asteroid strikes.

[Shark24]

There is hope!

[alternatives?]

Were they the rainbow ones?

[srmanuel]

Preppers everywhere delight.....

[JoJo354]

Is this a joke? If not, it’s a waste of good cookies.

[Shark24]

No, just chocolate and vanilla. I think.....

[Larry Lucido]

Pre-2012 Twinkies would have been a good idea. I hear they have no expiration date.

[John Milner]

Any milk? Can’t survive on Oreos only. Need milk!

[blueunicorn6]

Save the Oreos!

The Killer Whales will need to have something to eat.

[dfwgator]

Pre-2012 Twinkies would have been a good idea. I hear they have no expiration date.

What about the Twinkie?

[Shark24]

Yes, the milk is powdered. Need water though....

[Fresh Wind]

Yes, after the global cataclysm, the first thing I will be looking for is Oreo cookies.

[blueunicorn6]

I’ve built an asteroid-proof bunker and filled it with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Let’s see which bunker the zombies choose after that asteroid hits.

[Spirit of Liberty]

There is NO hope when you read a headline thinking it’s the Babylon Bee and you find out it’s Fox News...

[bigbob]

anything to pimp a few million clicks!

[AndyJackson]

asteroid-proof bunker

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but.....

[Shark24]

But if just “one” of those million clicks saved a human life to give a child an Oreo, would it not be worth it?

[Pilated]

I have never liked Oreos of any flavor. With or without milk. Dry and tasteless. Even as a kid I passed and didn’t eat any when offered.

[decal]

“Let’s see which bunker the zombies choose after that asteroid hits”

Mine has dried liver and beets - you just THINK you’re safe.

[SunkenCiv]

I hope it's mostly the double-stuffed version, although the regular Oreos are just fine too, or as we like to call them around here, Diet Oreos. /stoleit

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Results: (20 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxmP8IcoKtE&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2iwa0FWZZjFfLCWwxLWkmsMyk6MwKDWwf6zM60cr254i2bK9aZyzyHR5k