Posted on 10/22/2020 7:18:03 AM PDT by mononymous
When the sun comes up on a sleepy old man
Down around Wilmington
He calls a lid for another day
Stuck in his basement home
This campaign is extremely strange
He’s proud of 47 years that were lame
Well, you’re talkin bout China Joe
Oh, China Joe
Well, the senator and his son
Lord, they’re a caution
They are the talk of the town
When the emails get to flyin
And they ain’t lyin
When the sun goes fallin down
They say that the father’s insane
And dear mister Hunter’s got game
We’re talkin bout the China Joe
Oh, China Joe
But every day there’s a new thing comin
The many ways to vacuum up cash
Son Hunter and his buddies
Provide White House access
You can even hear the sucking sound at night
With all this corruption being exposed
Would people really care
‘Cause you know the media’s busy looking elsewhere
But we’re talkin bout China Joe
Oh, China Joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7iHsAIw9o
I love the Doobie Brothers. I can’t wait until I get home and play this new version at full blast. Trump should use it at his rallies until the campaign gets a cease and desist order.
(Snicker, snicker)
To the tune of “She’s Not There” by The Zombies
[Verse1] No media told us about him
The way he lied
No media told us about him
How many people died
[Pre-Chorus]
But CNN won’t say they’re sorry
How would we know why should they care?
Please don’t bother trying to find him
He’s in the lair!
[chorus]
Let me tell you ‘bout the way he leers
The way he gropes and the sniffing of her hair
His voice is old and cracked
His eyes are blurred and dull
He’s not all there
[Verse 2]
Well no one told us about him
What could we do?
Well no one told us about him
Though they all knew
[Pre-Chorus]
But Twitter won’t say they’re sorry
How would we know why should they care?
Please don’t bother trying to find him
He’s in the lair!
[Chorus]
Let me tell you ‘bout the way he leers
The way he gropes the sniffing of her hair
His voice is old and cracked
His eyes are blurred and dull
He’s not all there
[Bridge]
[Pre-Chorus]
Facebook won’t say they’re sorry
How would we know why should they care?
Please don’t bother trying to find him
He’s in the lair!
[Chorus]
Let me tell you ‘bout the way he leers
The way he gropes the sniffing of her hair
His voice is old and cracked
His eyes are glazed and dull
He’s not all there
Okay, THIS (and China Joe) ARE SUBLIME! Excellent parodies!!
This is the best so far!
Thank you!
Good idea; he should play it and maybe the crowd can join in the “China Joe” part!
That’s pretty good! By the way, Santana’s version of the original is pretty good, as well.
Thanks for flagging this. It never occurred to me to do a search but this is good stuff too.
I’ll leave the karaoke stuff to others. Actually, Paul Shanklin would do a great job on these!
See also my Jeff Sessions sings, “Sweet Justice Department” (”Sweet Home Alabama”) here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3682557/posts
and Hillary’s “My Private Server” (”I Shot the Sheriff”) here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3436287/posts
See post#4
You maybe?
I will give it a shot, but I would bet Hopalong Ginsburg would do a better job. (Unless you were looking for a piano prelude)
If a singer can be found, it’s easy enough to remove the vocals from the original song and add the new vocals. If.
Apparently there are also Karaoke versions of many songs...
This is so.
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