Posted on 10/21/2020 7:23:11 PM PDT by rintintin
SACRAMENTO, CA—Gavin Newsom has announced a plan to go undercover as a turkey to catch families who are celebrating Thanksgiving this year.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL! It’s funny because it’s most likely TRUE! ;)
uh oh!
the Bee making fun of newless
they are looking to be banned by facebook again!
the BEE should be getting stimulus money for making me smile-
EVERY day
How about some Willie Brown gravy with that turkey?
How can a turkey go underground as a turkey?
Haha, that turkey doesn’t have to go undercover to pose as a turkey; he IS a turkey.
Ooooh who gets to deep fry him!?! I know bonfires are illegal during fire season but the jail time might be worth it .....
State of California requiring us to keep a formal list to do “Contact Tracing” for the state.
There is also an official number of guests who. may attend.
Wonder if there are menu demands.
I got three people plus my wife to sign the recall Newsunce petition. We’ll see.
My parents. East coast people. We flew on a plane and saw them in aug. they’re 80/85. Were a bit nervous but we wore masks in house etc
Her parents. Santa Barbara. Don’t want us coming by car for thanks or Xmas. They early 70s. All because covid
Shows difference between east and west coast Tough vs pussies
Kamel Toe knows all about that gravy from Willie Brown.
Sarcally, I hope that someone catches Turkey Gavin, shoves a ton of stuffing up his red ass, puts a sweet potato down his throat and nicknames him “Well done”.. /sarc, sarc, hoping.
Most likely Newsome would go undercover as an post-Thanksgiving turd.
not much of a stretch for that guy, he was already a turkey
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