Donald The Orange Returns Triumphantly As Donald The White

The Babylon Bee ^ | 5 Oct 2020 | Babylon Bee

[Alas Babylon!]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—While battling the darkest monster from the pit of hell, known as "COVID," Donald the Orange fell to his doom several days ago, sacrificing himself to save America from the deadly demon.

So Americans were ecstatic to learn that Donald the Orange had returned in a new, better form, now known as Donald the White. A brilliant white light shone from Walter Reed Medical Center as Donald the White emerged just in time to save America from COVID, Antifa, and the Deep State.

"I come back to you now at the turn of the tide!" he cried as he rode triumphantly out in the presidential limousine, codenamed "Shadowfax," cutting right through the ravenous hordes of Antifa counterprotesters blocking the way.

"Donald! Donald the Orange!" cried his supporters outside Walter Reed Medical Center.

"Yes..." he said as he sat in the back of Shadowfax. "Yes... Donald the Orange... that is what they used to call me." The newly revived president has a newfound passion for life and even more energy than before, though sources say he's also taken up smoking.

[Alas Babylon!]

Donald the White says he will use his newfound powers to patrol the U.S.-Mexico border, shouting at would-be immigrants, "You shall not pass!"

[central_va]

Hat tip to the LOTR reference.

[z3n]

I still have photoshop, but not hosting.

[central_va]

Soros sounds close to Sauron.

[Sacajaweau]

The BEE is abuzz this morning.

[Politically Correct]

Someone should repost the picture that's at the Bee.
Alas I cannot.

[Alas Babylon!]

Here we go!

[Alas Babylon!]

Found Pelosi and Biden:

[Alas Babylon!]

And Antifa:

[z3n]

But it looks more like Nadler with Biden

[Alas Babylon!]

Finally, BLM:

[central_va]

I thought he was brilliant in Batman.

[Alas Babylon!]

Nah, that’s her without her pancake makeup. AND wet hair from the illegal haircut.

[norwaypinesavage]

After three days, he returned (Note, I did NOT capitalize the h).

[central_va]

What do Orcan women look like? Ewwwwww.

[z3n]

is it too soon?




Golem! ... Golem!....

[mewzilla]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Flu season is coming up! Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu. Are we going to close down our Country? No, we have learned to live with it, just like we are learning to live with Covid, in most populations far less lethal!!!
8:03 AM · Oct 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

[metmom]

Love it.

[maggief]

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1313418899996766208

:oD

[metmom]

New keyboard time.

I should not read FR and eat at the same time.

Well done. Very well done.