Posted on 08/29/2020 1:22:33 AM PDT by John Semmens
Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer, organizer of the 2017 "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville in which a follower of his ran down and killed an anti-Confederate statue protester, announced "I plan to vote for Biden and a straight Democratic ticket."
"The key issue for me in this campaign is which Party will do the most to decrease the black population," Spencer explained. "The most effective policy for achieving this objective has been legalized abortion. Since 1973 millions of black lives have been terminated using this procedure. New York's Democrats have done an outstanding job. In New York City there are more black babies aborted than born. This is the model we should be expanding nationwide. The Democrats' intention to fund abortion with government funds will ensure that this crucial culling will proceed at an accelerated pace."
"Trump just doesn't get it," Spencer added. "His opposition to abortion and refusal to authorize federal funding for it threatens to flood the country with more of these untermenschen. He brags about what he has done to advance the interests of blacks when the proper policy would be to pursue ways of ridding the country of these deplorable wretches. So, for me, the choice is a no brainer. Democrats will put this country on the right path. They deserve the votes of every white person in America."
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https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/289576-2020-08-29-semi-news-semi-satire-august-30-2020-edition.htm
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It would be nice to see a link to the various real world articles you based this work of art upon
Thanks for the backgrounders. I think that this displays one of the strengths in your satirical writing very well. Your satirical additions are very subtle and take the mildest, arttful, twists.
Sounds about right, John.
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