1 posted on
08/16/2020 2:15:00 PM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
2 posted on
08/16/2020 2:16:07 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: DFG
3 posted on
08/16/2020 2:16:44 PM PDT by
Persevero
(I am afraid propriety has been set at naught. - Jane Austen)
To: DFG
Wonderful - thanks for posting. And I always click on their site for the original - so they get the hits (and so I see what else I might have missed).
4 posted on
08/16/2020 2:23:37 PM PDT by
Stosh
To: DFG
Is this satire? If so, it is almost too believable to be satire?
To: DFG
**No Spirit was stirring, for those gifts had ceased**
The writer must know the Calvinist’s doctrine! (heh)
7 posted on
08/16/2020 2:26:30 PM PDT by
Zuriel
(Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
I just knew it was him . . .
8 posted on
08/16/2020 2:26:36 PM PDT by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: DFG
9 posted on
08/16/2020 2:29:22 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Wear Your Mask-Stay In Your Home-Do What You're Told-Vote Democrat)
To: DFG
....and replaced them with the sheet music of In-a-gadda-da-vida.
10 posted on
08/16/2020 2:29:42 PM PDT by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
To: DFG
Yeh...Started thinking...and then the light....The Bee is alive and well.
To: DFG
GREAT
POST!
12 posted on
08/16/2020 2:33:41 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: DFG
Thank you for not labeling this satire!!
13 posted on
08/16/2020 3:15:00 PM PDT by
lizma2
To: DFG
One thing I love about Grace Community Church is that they still sing traditional hymns and gospel songs.
To: DFG
Let us not forget
Little Cindy Lou Who
Whose “Onward Christian Soldiers”
She learned when she was two.
15 posted on
08/16/2020 3:21:17 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: DFG
Was his Girlfriend, Future VP Kammy with him?
To: DFG
“For the old folks had memorized all of the hymns.”
And even some of the young folks too, all the way down to little Cindy Lou W.H.O.
21 posted on
08/16/2020 5:23:32 PM PDT by
LeoTDB69
To: DFG
Top Ten!!!!!
This time the title was the giveaway, but the person who wrote this did a brilliant job.
23 posted on
08/16/2020 6:46:28 PM PDT by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: DFG; Alex Murphy; boatbums; CynicalBear; daniel1212; ealgeone; Elsie; Gamecock; HossB86; Iscool; ...
Enjoy.
The Babylon Bee at its finest..
27 posted on
08/16/2020 6:54:34 PM PDT by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: DFG
“Thy Word have I hid in my heart, that I might not sin against Thee!”
Psalm 119:11
31 posted on
08/16/2020 9:29:12 PM PDT by
BwanaNdege
( Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less!)
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