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Minnesota AG Says Cops Shouldn't Respond to Rapes [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 July 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/24/2020 10:46:08 PM PDT by John Semmens

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison (D) says that "unless there is clear evidence that a rapist is still at the same location as the victim, police should not be dispatched to the crime scene, but should refer the victim to a social worker. Look, the victim has already suffered enough trauma. At this point she needs medical attention and psychological counseling not police interrogation."

Ellison downplayed the idea that a police presence at the crime scene would help preserve evidence and improve the chance that the perpetrator would ultimately be apprehended, contending that "getting an early start on the healing process is probably more important than arresting a suspect. After all, the line between consensual sex and rape is often blurry. The suspected rapist might have had very good reasons for his actions. The issue of whether the encounter was or wasn't rape could be controversial. Either way, though, the victim's need for social services is clear and indisputable. Getting a quick start on this aspect of the encounter seems a higher priority to me."

The Attorney General went on to argue that "rape isn't the only instance in which it might be better if police don't get involved. As we saw in the George Floyd case, if social workers had been called instead of police he would still be alive today. So, I think what we need to do is make people aware that they have an alternative to calling 911. If we could establish a similar three digit phone number for people to call in order to get a quick response from a social worker, fewer people would be killed by cops and more people would get the counseling they urgently need."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/287281-2020-07-24-semi-news-semi-satire-july-26-2020-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crime; democrats; police; satire; socialworkers

1 posted on 07/24/2020 10:46:08 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 07/24/2020 10:47:54 PM PDT by John Semmens
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How is Ellison such an expert on “rape”? After all he is an expert on being a black communist, Islamic extremism supporter, liar, psychopath, and political charlatan.

Singing “Let’s Hear It From The Girls” about this guy or is he a Don Lemon imitator?


3 posted on 07/24/2020 11:00:22 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: John Semmens

Send “Planned Abortionhood” technicians immediately to the scene, armed with Plan B pills and other essential equipment.


4 posted on 07/24/2020 11:29:01 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: John Semmens

Which part is news? Which part is satire? There is never any question at the Bee.


5 posted on 07/24/2020 11:29:10 PM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
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To: John Semmens

given that 40-50% of these are false rape charges, not a bad idea


6 posted on 07/25/2020 12:01:41 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

If you eliminate the police then you’re effectively saying the cops should not respond to rape.


7 posted on 07/25/2020 5:00:24 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: John Semmens

Is it really satire? Cops (in Denver) ordered to stand by and watch as lefty goons attack and break up a support-the-police rally.

Let’s pause for a moment to appreciate the irony.......

To resume....cops in many cities doing nothing lest they be arrested and charged for hurting a suspects feelings....

But there is still time and resources to inspect and shutdown bars for not serving a “bona-fide-meal” that meets the approval of a dictator in a governor’s mansion and harassing/ticketing people for not wearing a mask in compliance with said dictator.

I appreciate the situation cops are in vis-a-vis real crime, but when they enforce this nanny state tyranny, they’re part of the problem.


8 posted on 07/25/2020 7:08:52 AM PDT by wny
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To: John Semmens
Lightfoot pointed out that "what Trump neglects to mention is that more than 70% of the murders are committed by blacks. These are the people I'm afraid will get hurt by a too aggressive anti-crime effort of the 200 federal agents he wants to send to Chicago."

Thanks, John, for another fine column. It can't be easy to satirize Ms. Lightfoot, as she does such a thorough job of it, herself.

Not that it would happen, but wouldn't it be enlightening if Ms. Lightfoot were given the same cognitive quiz that so flummoxed Mister Lemon?

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9 posted on 07/25/2020 7:55:17 AM PDT by Seaplaner
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To: John Semmens

Who was the A.H. who said “may as well lay back and enjoy it”?

Women should learn how to handle firearms and other self-defense techniques.

The WH spokeswoman had some good points the other day. Schools are closed until whenever; meanwhile millions of kids are denied good nutrition and a right to their education; a 6 year old kid shot someone in Chicago iirc - 20% of physical child abuse is identified in the schools but with the schools closed who is watching for it? Meanwhile, reported incidents of harmed children at the emergency clinics are up some 60%.

The Dems are way too busy playing politics for gain to worry about actual people. They are a sick bunch of creatures. Drain the Swamp!

BTW I loved seeing the mayors of Portland and Minneapolis run off the stage by the mobs. Those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it. At least the MN mayor was right to say he opposed defunding the police. But the point is, when you let these mobs run wild, they will eventually turn on you. And if not this mob, then another mob... because you set the precedent. Rule of law for all, or for none. If mob rule is the standard then prepare for more mobs. Robespierre learned the hard way... after chopping of 1000s of heads himself, he eventually found himself in the guillotine.


10 posted on 07/25/2020 10:30:31 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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