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How is Ellison such an expert on “rape”? After all he is an expert on being a black communist, Islamic extremism supporter, liar, psychopath, and political charlatan.
Singing “Let’s Hear It From The Girls” about this guy or is he a Don Lemon imitator?
Send “Planned Abortionhood” technicians immediately to the scene, armed with Plan B pills and other essential equipment.
Which part is news? Which part is satire? There is never any question at the Bee.
given that 40-50% of these are false rape charges, not a bad idea
If you eliminate the police then you’re effectively saying the cops should not respond to rape.
Is it really satire? Cops (in Denver) ordered to stand by and watch as lefty goons attack and break up a support-the-police rally.
Let’s pause for a moment to appreciate the irony.......
To resume....cops in many cities doing nothing lest they be arrested and charged for hurting a suspects feelings....
But there is still time and resources to inspect and shutdown bars for not serving a “bona-fide-meal” that meets the approval of a dictator in a governor’s mansion and harassing/ticketing people for not wearing a mask in compliance with said dictator.
I appreciate the situation cops are in vis-a-vis real crime, but when they enforce this nanny state tyranny, they’re part of the problem.
Thanks, John, for another fine column. It can't be easy to satirize Ms. Lightfoot, as she does such a thorough job of it, herself.
Not that it would happen, but wouldn't it be enlightening if Ms. Lightfoot were given the same cognitive quiz that so flummoxed Mister Lemon?
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Who was the A.H. who said “may as well lay back and enjoy it”?
Women should learn how to handle firearms and other self-defense techniques.
The WH spokeswoman had some good points the other day. Schools are closed until whenever; meanwhile millions of kids are denied good nutrition and a right to their education; a 6 year old kid shot someone in Chicago iirc - 20% of physical child abuse is identified in the schools but with the schools closed who is watching for it? Meanwhile, reported incidents of harmed children at the emergency clinics are up some 60%.
The Dems are way too busy playing politics for gain to worry about actual people. They are a sick bunch of creatures. Drain the Swamp!
BTW I loved seeing the mayors of Portland and Minneapolis run off the stage by the mobs. Those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it. At least the MN mayor was right to say he opposed defunding the police. But the point is, when you let these mobs run wild, they will eventually turn on you. And if not this mob, then another mob... because you set the precedent. Rule of law for all, or for none. If mob rule is the standard then prepare for more mobs. Robespierre learned the hard way... after chopping of 1000s of heads himself, he eventually found himself in the guillotine.