[SamAdams76]

[FreedomPoster]

There’s a bathroom on the right.

[dfwgator]

You can bet they don’t play “Every Picture Tells a Story” on the radio anymore.

[SamAdams76]

"In A Broken Dream" by Python Lee Jackson (vocals by Rod Stewart)

[Meatspace]

Why would you need a cue to fry food?

[BenLurkin]

She was tall, thin, and taut-ee, and she drove a Maserati faster than sound. I was heaven bound.

[rockinqsranch]

I’ve been hearing impaired from birth. I understand your problem.

[Deaf Smith]

There's a bathroom on the right...

C.C.R.

[gubamyster]

“Food” doesn’t rhyme with “school” & usually you don’t fry food with a cue. Just saying.

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha...you NEED this website:

Kiss This Guy: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics

I had a friend who, whenever he heard the song "When the Bullet Hits The Bone" thought it said "When the Bullet Hits The Phone"...:)

[lee martell]

I have always liked the intro to that song Maggie May.
I listen to a lot of music, but I’m not a musician.
Rod has always had really good people backing him up.

Question: Is that a Ukulele I hear during the intro?
It’s louder and stronger than I would normally expect for that stringed instrument.

[Tired of Taxes]

It always sounded like “playing pool” to me, but I never liked his music.

[KTM rider]

WTH, I heard him sing "playin' pool" plain as day since I was a little kid.

HOWEVER, I must confess, I did just recently realize that in the Led Zeppelin song Stairway to heaven, I though Robert Plant sang " from the dork on Satan's doorknob" but he really says " from the door comes Satan's daughter" ....and it only goes to show, you know o-o-o-o

[rlmorel]

Holy crap...is that him? That is a major improvement in my eyes...

[ClearCase_guy]

[GnuThere]

Count the head lice on the highway.
(Elton John)

[pnut22]

Reminds me of my adult son. It was really cold and I said it was going to be a 2 dog night. I swear I saw the lightbulb go on over his head. (He likes Three Dog Night)

[moehoward]

I’m horrible at lyrics. I spent years singing the wrong stuff. But that is CLEARLY “playing pool”.

[lee martell]

Actor Sean Penn (the ex-husband of Madonna) could play
Rod in a movie. They both have that big schnoz.

English actor Gary Oldman (was in movie about Beethoven)
also resembles Rod.

[exDemMom]

I always heard it as “playing pool.”

But there are other songs where even after I see the real lyrics, I still hear something different. Like that Fleetwood Mac song, “Edge of Seventeen”, where they sing about the one wing dove.

[Pollard]

Pink Floyd - Money

For years I thought is was

I like first class traveling, sex and ..

but it’s

I like first class traveling section