Kiss This Guy: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
I had a friend who, whenever he heard the song "When the Bullet Hits The Bone" thought it said "When the Bullet Hits The Phone"...:)
My favorite made up lyric from that song:
I got a d!#k down to here and they call me donkey kong..
I know this is going to be “’Scuse me while I kiss this guy” - Hendrix
Eldest daughter asked me about that once. ;-)
I saw a youtube video of Bad Moon Rising where John Fogerty sang “there’s a bathroom on the right” as one of the lyrics.
BFLR