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Democracy Saved As Chick-Fil-A Agrees To Run Drive-Thru Polling Places In November
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/05/2020

Posted on 05/05/2020 3:42:21 PM PDT by DFG

Many have been worried that the November election will be compromised should shutdowns, lockdowns, and social distancing continue, as people won't be able to vote in person. Some have suggested voting by mail or via the internet, but these ideas seem terrible to other, smarter people.

But democracy seems to have been saved at the last moment as Chick-fil-A has been contracted to run all the polling places this November with the company's efficient drive-thru system. By some estimates, everyone in the country could vote within about a half-hour with the lightning-fast process of Chick-fil-A voting. Best of all, Chick-fil-A employees will be trained to spot voter fraud, non-citizens trying to vote, and people trying to get their dead relatives to vote in one of those Weekend at Bernie's situations.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; chickfila; election; november
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1 posted on 05/05/2020 3:42:21 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Great idea.

A democrat would NEVER go to CFA.


2 posted on 05/05/2020 3:44:41 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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To: DFG

Would be the most HONEST election in years.


3 posted on 05/05/2020 3:47:46 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: Responsibility2nd

I see what you did there.


4 posted on 05/05/2020 3:51:02 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: DFG

A tasty, tasty chicken vote....mmmmmmmmmm...


5 posted on 05/05/2020 3:51:25 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: DFG

It would be so simple, even a caveman could do it!


6 posted on 05/05/2020 3:52:51 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (Jerusalem is the city of the Great King!!!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Babylon Bee.

7 posted on 05/05/2020 3:55:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Neither would a conservative these days. They stabbed the Fellowship of Christian athletes and Salvation Army in the back and decided to fund an urban home for runaways that was started by a pedophile priest. I haven’t eaten there since November, don’t miss it a bit. Get woke, go broke. I couldn’t care less what happens to Chick-fil-A anymore. After the old man died, the kids went SJW


8 posted on 05/05/2020 3:56:00 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: DFG

LOL! Yeah, buddy!


9 posted on 05/05/2020 3:58:47 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Screw journalists.)
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To: DFG

Not so fast.
Remember Chic-Fil-A may be OK overall but absolutely caved to the homosexual lobby re Salvation Army and Fellowship of Christian Athletes .


10 posted on 05/05/2020 4:01:09 PM PDT by A strike (" Was that wrong? Should I not have done this? " - Costanza)
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To: A strike

didn’t ownership change?


11 posted on 05/05/2020 4:06:58 PM PDT by b4me (God Bless the USA)
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To: DFG

Thanks for not putting a SARC tag in the title!


12 posted on 05/05/2020 4:09:02 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: DFG

Well, the mail-in voting plan laid an egg.


13 posted on 05/05/2020 4:16:39 PM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud,harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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To: CMailBag

You got that right.
I trust Chick-Fil-A more than many of the local governments that run our elections.


14 posted on 05/05/2020 4:17:09 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: b4me

Don’t think ownership changed but it doesn’t matter; CFA caved to the homosexual lobby/ gay mafia.
Not that it will do them any good.


15 posted on 05/05/2020 4:19:23 PM PDT by A strike (" Was that wrong? Should I not have done this? " - Costanza)
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To: DFG

I almost screamed before I saw Babylon Bee!

I’m waiting for the BB’s take on murder hornets—should be good.


16 posted on 05/05/2020 4:20:23 PM PDT by bwest
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To: DesertRhino

You don’t eat at any fast food since November?


17 posted on 05/05/2020 4:25:02 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: DFG

And every voter will be given a rainbow colored “I voted” sticker. And a free chicken sandwich if they shout “I voted for Bernie”.


18 posted on 05/05/2020 4:41:02 PM PDT by Revel
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To: DFG

In reality, South Korea shows you how to run an election during a full pandemic - and not with fraud-ready mail-in ballots.


19 posted on 05/05/2020 4:55:26 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: DFG

LOL. I’d be cool with that.


20 posted on 05/05/2020 4:57:19 PM PDT by Stravinsky
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