Posted on 05/05/2020 3:42:21 PM PDT by DFG
Many have been worried that the November election will be compromised should shutdowns, lockdowns, and social distancing continue, as people won't be able to vote in person. Some have suggested voting by mail or via the internet, but these ideas seem terrible to other, smarter people.
But democracy seems to have been saved at the last moment as Chick-fil-A has been contracted to run all the polling places this November with the company's efficient drive-thru system. By some estimates, everyone in the country could vote within about a half-hour with the lightning-fast process of Chick-fil-A voting. Best of all, Chick-fil-A employees will be trained to spot voter fraud, non-citizens trying to vote, and people trying to get their dead relatives to vote in one of those Weekend at Bernie's situations.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Great idea.
A democrat would NEVER go to CFA.
Would be the most HONEST election in years.
I see what you did there.
A tasty, tasty chicken vote....mmmmmmmmmm...
It would be so simple, even a caveman could do it!
Babylon Bee.
Neither would a conservative these days. They stabbed the Fellowship of Christian athletes and Salvation Army in the back and decided to fund an urban home for runaways that was started by a pedophile priest. I havent eaten there since November, dont miss it a bit. Get woke, go broke. I couldnt care less what happens to Chick-fil-A anymore. After the old man died, the kids went SJW
LOL! Yeah, buddy!
Not so fast.
Remember Chic-Fil-A may be OK overall but absolutely caved to the homosexual lobby re Salvation Army and Fellowship of Christian Athletes .
didn’t ownership change?
Thanks for not putting a SARC tag in the title!
Well, the mail-in voting plan laid an egg.
You got that right.
I trust Chick-Fil-A more than many of the local governments that run our elections.
Don’t think ownership changed but it doesn’t matter; CFA caved to the homosexual lobby/ gay mafia.
Not that it will do them any good.
I almost screamed before I saw Babylon Bee!
I’m waiting for the BB’s take on murder hornets—should be good.
You don’t eat at any fast food since November?
And every voter will be given a rainbow colored “I voted” sticker. And a free chicken sandwich if they shout “I voted for Bernie”.
In reality, South Korea shows you how to run an election during a full pandemic - and not with fraud-ready mail-in ballots.
LOL. Id be cool with that.
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