Fascism: The Fascist State of Chicago has Arrived

DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

[EyesOfTX]

Warning, Citizens: Your all-powerful Mayor, the heavy-handed and exalted by self-decree Lori Lightfoot, has now decreed that having a dinner party or family gathering is officially a “crime” in Chicago. You will comply or you will go jail. Period.

You don’t have to believe me, Citizens. Here is Mayor Lightfoot warning you directly, complete with subtitles:

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So, be good Citizens, comrades, and obey the edicts of your Fascist State of Chicago.

Remember, Citizens, these other actions also now constitute decreed “crimes” in the Fascist State of Chicago:

– Walking your dog in a public park;

– Walking in a public park;

– Complaining about Mayor Lightfoot in a public park or the privacy of your home;

– Walking outside unless you are in transit to a state-approved location;

– Moving in public without wearing a mask;

– Visiting sick relatives;

– Being a close-talker;

– Being a close-stander;

– Fondling multiple cabbages or cucumbers before purchasing;

– Going to work unless yours is a state-approved job;

– Running a business unless yours is a state-approved business;

– Any other action that constitutes normal human behavior of which Mayor Lightfoot personally disapproves, like being a Republican or watching Fox News.

Be good Citizens, comrades, and obey Mayor Lightfoot’s orders, or we will take you to jail. Period.

In other official Fascist State of Chicago News: Mayor Lightfoot has decreed that all Citizens between the ages of 13 to 25 must register for the Fascist State Militia and undergo thought reform and goose-stepping training. We are coordinating our thought reform messaging with the Democratic National Committee and Rachel Maddow.

The first approved goose-stepping class for registered Militia will take place Monday at Wrigley Field. New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio will be the special guest trainer for the week.

Fear not, Citizens: Social distancing edicts will be observed during the training.

Warning: You must purchase your jackboots in advance of training. Official Fascist State of Chicago jackboots can be found at all state-approved grocery stores on what used to be the toilet paper aisles.

This concludes your official Fascist State of Chicago update for today. Be sure to tune into CNN for all the state-approved messaging on other topics of interest.

That is all, Citizens.

[mewzilla]

Mayor outraged over parties in Chicago: 'We will arrest you and take you to jail'

[mewzilla]

Meanwhile, also from Chicago...

Herschel Glenn, Serving Life Sentence For 1982 Double Murder In Rape, Is Given Medical Furlough, Possibly Because Of COVID-19

[ronnie raygun]

In other news young black men are killing each other still............. But club foot wants to arrest the brothas and sistas having parties and keeping salons closed while she gets her nappy head mowed

[dynachrome]

Here is how the Chicago cops look at it (groot = mayor lightfoot):

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

“Groot and her ilk have spent their lives cultivating disrespect for the Rule of Law in general and police specifically. Now they act surprised when residents don’t want to follow a legally questionable “mandate.” They’re extra surprised when cops object to being thrown into a situation that endangers their physical and financial well-being after years of being painted as the bad guys.

Is there some Legal Bulletin from downtown that specifies how CPD can go onto private property to detain, cite and arrest for a “mandate” that hasn’t passed any sort of legislative review? Bureaucrats aren’t supposed to run government - elected officials are supposed to, but they’ve been MIA for two months now. The FOP ought to have legal reps out at every single one of these “house party” Districts to advise officers on the legal ramifications of some of these orders being issued.”

[avenir]

I kept checking to see if I was getting punked. No, this was real.

[KeyLargo]

And a post today:

“If it had a “disparate impact” and was “racist” before her shelter-in-place orders then it’s the same now. City Hall and the city never have our well-being in mind so don’t fall for their illegal orders now. {Honk Honk} Bring in the National Guard to enforce your ridiculous demands but not the CPD after being a legal punching-bag and doormat for the past 10 years clown!”

[johniegrad]

The Chicago Tribune confirms the story although they present the mayor as sounding more reasonable than this link. I suppose the truth is somewhere between the two extremes.

[EC Washington]

For those not from Chicago - One year ago, Lori Lighthead was unknown in Chicago. The city was in upheaval over the mismanagement by the Tiny Dancer, Rahm Emmanuel. There were more than 20 Candidates for Mayor, some were very well known such as Bill Daley.

Lighthead came out of nowhere and won. How? George Soros money. Soros funded Corrupt State’s Attorney Kim Foxx and saw an opportunity to grab the big prize of Mayor. The incompetent Lighthead is bought and paid for by Soros. She is just following orders. And the Chicago Media will not say one word against her.

[romanesq]

A dinner party with 150 of your best and closest friends?

EyesOfTX, I think you’ve done a lot of outstanding work but overlooking this actual Chicago situation isn’t one.

If Chicago has a ChiCom Virus problem, it’s not a good idea to have a party with 150 of your bestest pals.

People will spread that crap around and kill seniors and veterans.

[Lysandru]

Here's my chance to use an epic line from movie history:

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

[Logical me]

Government won’t correct it and the citizens of Chicago are ignorant fools to let this communist shi! take over their lives. Chicago is a real Democratic sess pool.