If Joe Biden Publicly Apologized To Tara Reade, He Could Probably Get Out Of This Mess

My Own Noggin | April 29, 2020 | Me

[kiryandil]

The irony of this whole Tara Reade/"Fingers" Biden situation is that if Gropin Joe came out and made a public apology to her RIGHT NOW, he could most likely contain the blast damage from this situation.

There's considerable sympathy on his side and in the middle with the independents for the #MeToo movement, and "believing all women".

Telling the truth in the forthright "common man" Joe Biden way might just defuse the bomb.

As it stands now, the longer Joe's Democrat political advisors delay the inevitable, the more collateral damage there is among his defenders, who are being forced to go into the Public Eye and mouth standard DNC lies.

The Rapin Bill/Lying Hill strategy ["Nuts And Sluts", with some Russian dressing] doesn't work here.

I haven't seen this take anywhere else, but it "feels kind of right" to me.

Tell me what YOU think.

[kiryandil]

Then again it is Biden and he wants us to engage in economic intercourse and.... you know, the thing.

He already engaged in "the thing" with Tara Reade.

Now, he has to get the fuse off that stick of dynamite somehow...

[QualityMan]

that was my first thought.

and my only one, too.

[rx]

There you go! That might be cleaner!

Have his son’s lawyers approach her. Or that of some Ukranian oligarch—a Chinese mogul! If anyone needs a favor or laundered money, the Bidens would have experience in how to make that work!

[DoodleDawg]

The Democrats are pretending that the Kavanaugh-Reade situation isn't a political duel.

They can pretend all they want but there is no way this isn't going to become a political football.

[kiryandil]

“I jus’ wanna ‘pologize to Terry Read. Hey, man. I’m sorry. I should’na called ya Esther Williams. But ya can’t run ‘round the pool like that. And I’ll do it again. You. Corn Pop. Don’t care who ya’are. So. We good now?”

He should stipulate that she gets to run her hand through his leg hair, and sit on his lap.

[rx]

I know it’s a gratuitous late hit, but when has that ever stopped them? They only intend it stop Republicans, of course.

[Karma_Sherab]

Have his son’s lawyers approach her.

yeah, it would have to be the lawyers.....his son would probably try to nail her

[Vermont Lt]

You think publicity admitting you shoved your finger into a young lady in the walkway behind the office is cool? And at the time, the man was in his forties? In his early teens—maybe—but not a grown man.

This is a gross thing to do. And the sign of a narcissist.

[Vermont Lt]

That’s the finger right there. He sure likes using it.

[Vermont Lt]

It’s way, way past time for an NDA. It would still crucify him. And THAT would make her look bad.

[Tallguy]

** AFAIK, what he is accused of is legally considered rape. Not sure how one apologizes for that. **

I’m with you. What Biden did is not in any way something that you can retract — like a crude remark or an awkward come on. Besides the apology would have to have come in person at around the time of the offense. Not now, when there’s something at stake (the presidency) for Biden. So who else is the apology aimed at? Biden’s wife? His staff? Democrats? If it’s any of those then the questioner seriously misunderstands the way Democrats do business. Sexual misconduct is a weapon to be wielded against Republicans and to be studiously ignored against your own. Anything else is a sign of stupidity and or weakness.

[rx]

Well, yeah he’d try to nail her, especially if she’s getting big bucks as part of the deal!
He’d think it was just like old times!

[kiryandil]

He can just keep ignoring it and letting the NYT and other "feminists" deem Reade's accusations as "untrue and debunked" and he'll be fine as far as the Reade non-scandal is concerned.

I'm seeing independents on Twitter not buying it, and Alyssa Milano just told us that the Joe Biden "cat might be on the roof".

[Go Gordon]

Joe would mess it up and apologize for snatching her fingers.

Very clever. I like that. Kudos.

[kiryandil]

The most entertaining thing I can imagine right now is all the contorted statements that JB would come up with in an attempt to apologize without actually apologizing for anything.

The Joe Biden Insult bot on Twitter might cover that for you...

[jmaroneps37]

Way way too late. This is not an ordinary rat. This is the top rat. The top rat cannot admit that this happened. That would do more harm than good. The numbers are already stacked up against the Dover Dim Wit. This would make him an admitted sexual predator. The causal Femanazis would go insane - the hardcore ones would be satisfied but to what end? They are all voting for him anyway.

[alternatives?]

“That’s the #TrumpSaidItJoeDidIt hashtag on Twitter.”

I don’t follow twitter but that is good. Somebody should be asking Romney and Ryan if Joe should drop out. They wanted Trump to after the tape surfaced.

[alternatives?]

“He didn’t grope her he penetrated her vagina with his fingers. That’s a little past public apology.”

These are Democrat women, as long as they are allowed to get an abortion, anything goes.

[kiryandil]

If it’s any of those then the questioner seriously misunderstands the way Democrats do business. Sexual misconduct is a weapon to be wielded against Republicans and to be studiously ignored against your own. Anything else is a sign of stupidity and or weakness.

There are Democrat blue-checks waiting in line on Twitter for their turn to fling themselves into the Biden-Reade bonfire.

I know how the Democrats do business. As I wrote above, it's the Clinton-0bama model - but that's not Joe's "brand".

The smirk on my face as I watch them burn themselves alive is me knowing that they probably won't "get it".

Alyssa Milano, one of the premier Biden defenders/Kavanaugh attackers on Twitter, held out for several days before her credibility began burn brightly, with a blowtorch assist from Rose McGowan.

Then, she had to "allow" that there might be something there within the last day or so.

The extreme Democrat partisans on Twitter are just amusing right now.

I'm going back for another helping just now.  

[kiryandil]

Somebody should be asking Romney and Ryan if Joe should drop out. They wanted Trump to after the tape surfaced.

Oooo! Oooo! An "I'm Old Enough To Remember" tweet!!!

Thanks!