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Oh crap, I just touched my face.
Posted on 04/29/2020 9:25:02 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
Am I in trouble? Does Google keep track of those things? Will I still receive my free money?
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; allyourface; allyourfacearebelong; coronavanity; coronavirus; covid19; death; doom; doomage; doomed; face; makeyourtime; teotwawki; touch
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To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:26:39 AM PDT
by
CMailBag
To: Jeff Chandler
Did you get a check yet AND did you also self stimulate?
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:26:45 AM PDT
by
Drango
(1776 = 2020)
To: Jeff Chandler
All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time now.
To: Jeff Chandler
I am in the banking industry and can help you. Send me your routing numbers and I will check for you. Usually these things can be straightened out.
Also, just out of curiosity, what was the name of your first pet?
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:27:45 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: Jeff Chandler
That's nothing! Plugs Biden just touched the face of a 12 year old girl.And sniffed her hair as well!
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:28:38 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: Jeff Chandler
I went 61 years of life on this earth before I ever knew that touching your face was a death sentence.
Is it true that New York death certificates are now reading CAUSE OF DEATH: Touched his face. It must be true. I read it on the internet.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:29:05 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: Drango
Self stimulate? Most men stop doing that after getting a girlfriend, or getting married.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:30:15 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:30:23 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:30:33 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
To: Jeff Chandler
It has been a pleasure knowing you.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:30:39 AM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Jeff Chandler
Why did you do that? I feel I have contracted the virus from opening this thread.
*cough*
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:30:42 AM PDT
by
bk1000
(Banned from Breitbart)
To: Drango
did you also self stimulate?No. I have an account do my taxes.
To: Drango; Jeff Chandler
I think Jeff's main problem isn't self stimulation but that he's wantonly engaged in economic intercourse.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:31:16 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: Jeff Chandler
I’m writing a book soon available on Amazon titled
HOW TO FLICK A BUGGER DURING THE CHINA VIRUS
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:31:22 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
(It's all fun and games til someone farts , you don't have a fart on you now do you Swalwell ?)
To: Jeff Chandler
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:32:26 AM PDT
by
Revel
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:32:56 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: Jeff Chandler
RUN! Leave your face behind!!! It’s trying to kill you!
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:32:57 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
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