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Oh crap, I just touched my face.
Posted on 04/29/2020 9:25:02 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
Am I in trouble? Does Google keep track of those things? Will I still receive my free money?
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; allyourface; allyourfacearebelong; coronavanity; coronavirus; covid19; death; doom; doomage; doomed; face; makeyourtime; teotwawki; touch
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To: Responsibility2nd
Of face, I just touched my crap?
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:34:19 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Jeff Chandler
If Ol’ Joe, or his crew hears bout this, they will dispatch their “Hand Removal Team” to your house..
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:34:24 AM PDT
by
litehaus
(A memory toooo long.............)
To: Jeff Chandler
> Am I in trouble?
Don’t panic. Bill Gates is authorized to give waivers. Send him an email. Just don’t mention the Blue Screen of Death, even if you are just kidding. He’s very sensitive about that.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:35:04 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: CMailBag
YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!!No, just go blind - oh, sorry; you said you touched your face...
My bad.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:35:07 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(This space vacant until further notice in compliance with social distancing 'guidelines')
To: EvilCapitalist
That’s it. Don’t do that.
(Unless of course you’re muslim. Then yeah. That’s what they do.)
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:36:25 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: Jeff Chandler
I wish you the best of luck in Saving Face.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:37:26 AM PDT
by
C210N
To: Jeff Chandler
When can I wash my hands again. I have used up my 20 seconds.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:38:18 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Oops, I did it again
I touched my face, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:41:19 AM PDT
by
x
To: Jeff Chandler
We’re all in this together... We’ll rise to meet the challenge... A hospital ship full of ventilators will be air dropped to a drive thru testing center in your local Walmart parking lot.
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:43:53 AM PDT
by
DocRock
(And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
To: Jeff Chandler
[[Oh crap, I just touched my face.]]
Had a joke going around awhile back thaT went something like “
“We thought that by 2020 we’d be flying around in flying cars, but nope- We’re still learning how not to touch our faces” lol
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:52:32 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Jeff Chandler
Touching of the Face = DEATH!
Mowing of the Grass = DEATH!
Surfing by yourself= DEATH!
Going to Church = DEATH!
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posted on
04/29/2020 9:54:22 AM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(I fear we are approaching the "American War of Liberation")
To: Jeff Chandler
You "touched yourself"?! Reason enough for a tune:
Divinyls
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:00:28 AM PDT
by
glennaro
(Dennis Prager: "Until It's Safe" means "Never")
To: Jeff Chandler
Oh touch, I just crapped my face.
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:07:51 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: advertising guy
Do you know what "bugger" means in Britain? Probably not.:-)
I,personally,have recently been practicing flicking boogers.
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:07:55 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: Jeff Chandler
If you keep a beer in each hand, that won’t happen.
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:09:17 AM PDT
by
MichiganCheese
(The darker the culture, the brighter your light can shine.)
To: Gay State Conservative
I do but I’m a made in the USA product
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:22:40 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
(It's all fun and games til someone farts , you don't have a fart on you now do you Swalwell ?)
To: Jeff Chandler
Well I’ve got someone here in the office who coughs all the time. Should I be concerned? Usually she calls in sick the day after the episode, so we think it’s a pattern. She demonstrate her “illness”, then is absent the next day.
“Well you heard me coughing, I was sick.”
People are so lazy.
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posted on
04/29/2020 10:31:17 AM PDT
by
9422WMR
(WuFlu and democRATS are destroying the country.)
To: Jeff Chandler
I axed the checkout girl at the grocery store if she would scratch my nose for me since I wasn’t supposed to do it.
To: advertising guy
Either tie a plastic sack tight over your head with 3 bars of Lye soap or put your head in the freezer for 24 hrs.
To: Jeff Chandler
As long as Cuomo didn’t see you do it you’re fine.
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