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Biden: What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common?
Joe Biden on Twitter ^ | 4/7/20 | Joe Biden

Posted on 04/07/2020 4:08:28 PM PDT by conservative98

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To: conservative98

Maybe those are the treats he prefers to offer when enticing 8-year old girls to sit with him...


41 posted on 04/07/2020 5:05:45 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: conservative98
They are both as soft as Joe Biden’s brain!
42 posted on 04/07/2020 5:13:25 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Make liberals cry again)
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To: Vermont Lt

Bactrian camels have two humps. Dromedary camels have one.

Kamala Harris has had many humps over the years.


43 posted on 04/07/2020 5:18:28 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Democratus Partitus Delendus Est)
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To: piasa

Winner winner Chicken dinner.


44 posted on 04/07/2020 5:26:27 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (I thank the good Lord everyday that I no longer live in CA.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I was going to say they’re both easy to gum without teeth.


45 posted on 04/07/2020 5:30:37 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

thanks. The suspense was killing me.


46 posted on 04/07/2020 5:40:44 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: conservative98

Looks like he’s trying to suck that dog right out of that bun.


47 posted on 04/07/2020 5:44:51 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: conservative98

Sounds like Joe has been locked in the basement too long.


48 posted on 04/07/2020 5:45:04 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: conservative98

Fig Newtons and PB&J are both smarter than Joe Biden!


49 posted on 04/07/2020 5:45:06 PM PDT by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Is that retouched?


50 posted on 04/07/2020 5:45:46 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (Welcf theome to North Mexico, Gringo's it...)
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To: Paladin2
We used to light up a nice thick tumbleweed stalk out there on 'em lonely Dakota prairies.

Real hard times we'd scorch up the back end of a grasshopper and crunch 'it up.

I could go on.

51 posted on 04/07/2020 6:02:46 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: conservative98

Almost mistook him for Alyssa Milano. Must have been the position.


52 posted on 04/07/2020 6:18:09 PM PDT by MCSETots
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To: Vermont Lt

MA, PA, LA, LOL!

Close enough is good enough when it comes to Slow Joe!


53 posted on 04/07/2020 6:25:42 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: conservative98

Seriously???


54 posted on 04/07/2020 9:12:38 PM PDT by just Grace
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I *owe* you for that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4


55 posted on 04/07/2020 9:23:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: JohnBrowdie
they both have higher IQs than Joe Biden.

You winz teh threddz!

56 posted on 04/07/2020 9:24:57 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I love the Big Fig Newton dance! :)


57 posted on 04/08/2020 9:46:46 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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