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Biden: What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common?
Joe Biden on Twitter ^ | 4/7/20 | Joe Biden

Posted on 04/07/2020 4:08:28 PM PDT by conservative98

What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out — and then check out the full episode at https://t.co/t11Fa0CorE or wherever you get your podcasts. pic.twitter.com/AfL018UA4h— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 7, 2020


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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: biden; bidenhealth; clownshow; fignewtons; figs; joebiden; joementia; lookfat; notpresidential
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To: conservative98
Biden: What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common?

Rattlesnake. Because frogs don't have livers.

(Well it makes as much sense as any answer Joe would have.)

21 posted on 04/07/2020 4:34:43 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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To: conservative98

Both of these foods have a higher IQ than you Joe.
What did I win?


22 posted on 04/07/2020 4:35:08 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Newton , MA for fig newtons. At least I am pretty sure.


23 posted on 04/07/2020 4:35:15 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: conservative98

they both have higher IQs than Joe Biden.


24 posted on 04/07/2020 4:37:03 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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To: Kirkwood

DAMMIT.


25 posted on 04/07/2020 4:37:53 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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To: conservative98

No malarkey!


26 posted on 04/07/2020 4:38:37 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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To: KarlInOhio

Because Jello, Red,Chuch, velvet.

And for bonus points, it’s a dromedary, not a camel.

(My mom was fairly far down the dementia road when she got the “test.” She called the picture a dromedary and the psychiatrist said, well yes, a camel. My mom was a grammar school teacher and she went off on him about how camels have two humps. I was trying so hard not to laugh I almost peed my pants.)


27 posted on 04/07/2020 4:39:16 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: JohnBrowdie

I approve of your answer. LOL


28 posted on 04/07/2020 4:40:06 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Have a snack Joe and then lie down and take a nap.

29 posted on 04/07/2020 4:40:24 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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30 posted on 04/07/2020 4:41:43 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Vermont Lt
My mom was a grammar school teacher and she went off on him about how camels have two humps.

I annoy people at my office by declaring both Tuesday and Thursday to be "hump day".

31 posted on 04/07/2020 4:43:28 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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To: conservative98

“One’s a sick duck and I don’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!”


32 posted on 04/07/2020 4:44:20 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: conservative98

Americans will never be able to afford either one of those as long as democrats control congress.


33 posted on 04/07/2020 4:46:03 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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34 posted on 04/07/2020 4:46:26 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: JohnBrowdie

Lol darn. I just hopped on to say they’re both smarter than Biden. Beat me to it.


35 posted on 04/07/2020 4:47:31 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
"The product was named after the city of Newton, Massachusetts"

Well it is "Wiki" so take it with a dollop of fig paste...

36 posted on 04/07/2020 4:49:58 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: KarlInOhio
"I annoy people at my office by declaring both Tuesday and Thursday to be "hump day". "

LOL

Humper Biden is a Bachtriarian?

37 posted on 04/07/2020 4:54:34 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: conservative98
What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out

Dear Joe...you're doing clickbait wrong.

38 posted on 04/07/2020 4:55:13 PM PDT by xp38
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To: conservative98

A: They all have more brain cells than Biden


39 posted on 04/07/2020 4:59:53 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Thank you. Glad I didn’t have to tune into SNL to find out.


40 posted on 04/07/2020 5:00:16 PM PDT by Cannoneer ("Liberty means responsibility, that is why most men dread it." Geo B Shaw)
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