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Biden: What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common?
Joe Biden on Twitter ^
| 4/7/20
| Joe Biden
Posted on 04/07/2020 4:08:28 PM PDT by conservative98
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: biden; bidenhealth; clownshow; fignewtons; figs; joebiden; joementia; lookfat; notpresidential
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To: conservative98
Biden: What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Rattlesnake. Because frogs don't have livers.
(Well it makes as much sense as any answer Joe would have.)
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:34:43 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
To: conservative98
Both of these foods have a higher IQ than you Joe.
What did I win?
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:35:08 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Newton , MA for fig newtons. At least I am pretty sure.
To: conservative98
they both have higher IQs than Joe Biden.
To: Kirkwood
To: conservative98
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:38:37 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
To: KarlInOhio
Because Jello, Red,Chuch, velvet.
And for bonus points, it’s a dromedary, not a camel.
(My mom was fairly far down the dementia road when she got the “test.” She called the picture a dromedary and the psychiatrist said, well yes, a camel. My mom was a grammar school teacher and she went off on him about how camels have two humps. I was trying so hard not to laugh I almost peed my pants.)
To: JohnBrowdie
I approve of your answer. LOL
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:40:06 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Sarah Barracuda
Have a snack Joe and then lie down and take a nap.
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:40:24 PM PDT
by
csvset
(tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
To: conservative98
To: Vermont Lt
My mom was a grammar school teacher and she went off on him about how camels have two humps. I annoy people at my office by declaring both Tuesday and Thursday to be "hump day".
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:43:28 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
To: conservative98
“One’s a sick duck and I don’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!”
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:44:20 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: conservative98
Americans will never be able to afford either one of those as long as democrats control congress.
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:46:03 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: conservative98
To: JohnBrowdie
Lol darn. I just hopped on to say they’re both smarter than Biden. Beat me to it.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
"The product was named after the city of Newton, Massachusetts"
Well it is "Wiki" so take it with a dollop of fig paste...
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:49:58 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: KarlInOhio
"I annoy people at my office by declaring both Tuesday and Thursday to be "hump day". "
LOL
Humper Biden is a Bachtriarian?
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:54:34 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: conservative98
What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out Dear Joe...you're doing clickbait wrong.
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:55:13 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: conservative98
A: They all have more brain cells than Biden
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posted on
04/07/2020 4:59:53 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Thank you. Glad I didn’t have to tune into SNL to find out.
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posted on
04/07/2020 5:00:16 PM PDT
by
Cannoneer
("Liberty means responsibility, that is why most men dread it." Geo B Shaw)
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