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Pelosi Threatens Second Impeachment [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 Feb 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/03/2020 1:05:10 PM PST by John Semmens

Miffed that Trump "has not sufficiently appreciated the humiliation of being impeached," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) warned "we will impeach him again if voters don't turn him out of office this Fall."

"When I think about how President Clinton was unfairly impeached and has to bear that stain forever I see the need for further action against Trump going forward," she explained. "So far, three presidents have been impeached. But Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were only impeached once. Next year we will make Trump the first president to be impeached twice. Even if we can't get a conviction, he will still be impeached forever—twice. He will be the only person in history impeached twice. The only way he can avoid such a stain on his reputation in the history books is to resign like Nixon did."

In addition, Pelosi demanded that Trump's impeachment defense team members be disbarred. "If Bill Clinton could be disbarred for lying about sex, then all the lawyers who lied for Trump in the Senate trial should be disbarred as well," she added. "Informed opinion is unanimous that Trump is guilty. Any lawyers who help a guilty man escape punishment should not be allowed to practice law."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=390276.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: impeachment; pelosi; satire; trump

1 posted on 02/03/2020 1:05:10 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So, in the end, Pelosi is going to hang her hat on “President Trump was the only President in our nation’s history to be impeached 3,436 times and that will last forever!”

Yes, folks, liberalism is a disease of the mind.

JoMa


2 posted on 02/03/2020 1:07:32 PM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks.)
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To: John Semmens

Trump will be impeached every year of his 2nd term if the dems remain in control of the House. If they lose control, you can bet that Al Green or Maxine Waters will offer Articles of Impeachment every month or two.


3 posted on 02/03/2020 1:10:48 PM PST by euram
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To: John Semmens

And yet these cancerous people are still kicking!!


4 posted on 02/03/2020 1:20:13 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: John Semmens

Pelosi, from the San Francisco Congressional District, announced today that she intends to Impeach the Entire Kansas City Chiefs Team. And, wants their Super Bowl Victory declared illegitimate.


5 posted on 02/03/2020 1:20:51 PM PST by MattMusson (Sometimes the wind blows too much)
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To: John Semmens

Seriously, take the /sarc away.

They will do it again.


6 posted on 02/03/2020 1:22:39 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

Apparently, Pelosi has not been told about the BLUE DRESS.....


7 posted on 02/03/2020 3:26:03 PM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

Semi-satire? Are you sure?


8 posted on 02/03/2020 3:40:00 PM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's no coincidence that the DemocRAT/media complex always sides with America's enemies.)
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To: John Semmens

The U.S. must halt women in high office to end the fake emotional impeachments.


9 posted on 02/03/2020 4:30:15 PM PST by TheNext (Peaceful Victory)
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To: John Semmens

First thing she/they have to do is continue to hold the House this November...

One possible way for them to do that is to make sure to increase the illegal wetback vote from 3-million (in 2016) to 10-15 million (in 2020)...

The other way would be for the GOP base to stay at home thinking Trump was a lock... One of the reasons I am suspicious of the appearance of poll numbers for African Americans showing a huge increase to support of Trump...

Finally, too many of the communist talking heads are bewailing the coming reelection of Trump as a pretty sure thing... This again is designed, IMHO, as a pathetic rope-a-dope to also help convince the GOP base that is a lock, thereby causing many to stay at home on election day...


10 posted on 02/03/2020 6:35:28 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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