Posted on 12/14/2019 1:07:18 PM PST by John Semmens
Democratic presidential contender South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg leveled a charge of sexual harassment against President Trump. The basis of the allegation was Trump's assertion at a campaign rally that "I dream about him."
"As a gay man I find this both frightening and annoying," Buttigieg complained. "It violates my constitutional right against cruel and unusual punishment. My wife Chasten is extremely disturbed and now refuses to sleep with me. That Trump would do this to me is the lowest of low blows and further marks him as unfit for office.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=385633.0
... And he liked it.
Why do you call it semi-satire? Something is either satire, or not satire.
I love satire, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to be vague about whether something is true or made up.
I thought Weak Peter would like political foreplay. My bad.
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